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Lauren and Michele (stand-up comics on Fox, Hulu, Kid Kraddick) host a reality TV podcast for hysterical women. New episodes on Mondays, click link below! https://lnk.bio/bravobreakdowns

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Paxton actually will help turn Texas blue if he successfully primaries Cornyn. He is a "uniquely terrible candidate" - the GOP

07.12.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you watch live feeds Roxane Gay? We need you on #bbsky for Season 28

29.10.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get it, Stacey has such Angie energy and Andy is obsessed with her

They are both like awkward 80s bad soap drama actresses, and those are his favorite shows ever

27.10.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was a Gina/Emily defender because I don't care if housewives are rich

#RHOC needed coherent people to push the plot and support the real stars

Now, #OC is clogged with 4 housewives with no feuds or strong solo stories, playing story producer

Sashay away ladies, Jenn & Heather got it from here

25.10.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

I'm between providers right now and these 3 are actually my only guides on my hilling journey

#rhoslc

15.10.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The ENTIRE episode of Salt Lake City Housewives took place at ONE party

No one is doing it like SLC!!!! #RHOSLC

15.10.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Hahaha that would genuinely be fantastic for next season

14.10.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She is a reality offspring who is currently on a reality offspring show and multiple shows (including her moms and their family's offspring show) were all on Bravo. I mean it's a nightmare how it's worded but I think it fits

14.10.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's Kims daughter Ariana, she apparently announced her breakup today (it is worded weird AF though)

14.10.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok controversial take, but Wendy's fraud case is kind of bringing season 10 #RHOP back to being fun and exciting viewing

Sorta like Season 10 of VPR post-Scandoval (started unwatchably shitty until the unthinkable happened and we found out Tom&Rachel were banging)

Plz Wendy, own it and heal nature

13.10.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah having glam squads on call during shooting becoming normalized and now basically mandatory for HWs is one of the worst parts of Erika's terrible Bravo legacy

13.10.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a broken record on this but Beverly Hills consistently being the worst HW series with the best ratings gives the wrong message: Bravo thinks wealth/lifestyle is more important to viewers than actual entertainment.

I am watching RHOP this season tho. I'm hoping the fraud adds a fun meta-layer ๐Ÿ˜„

13.10.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Every season I pray that the ratings for BH will dwindle so they can clean house and break up the Kyle/Erika/Dorit trio and the show will be watchable again instead of insufferable and dull and rehearsed

But people keep watching, it's unfathomable to me how they have the patience

10.10.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh they will get torn apart if they throw the book at her instead of getting cameras up and milking this for next season. This will actually make great TV unlike Erika's flop lying ass where the BH cast barely addressed when she was likely complicit in decades of famous and actually evil fraud

10.10.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like it has to be because they have a bunch of footage of potentially some of the items involved and they just want to either quietly volunteer the footage or not have it subpoenaed?

From a ratings standpoint HWs catching cases has been gold for Bravo, can't see why else they would pull it

10.10.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And yesss lol, like the Shannon-Tamra fights hit different because they were *actually* bffs and Shannon is on-camers *actually* telling Tamra the conversations she has had with her real, non-televised therapist with her. We need to treasure this!!

10.10.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree, it's underrated!!!

Honestly RHOC is such a workhorse, it delivers so consistently that people consider a pretty fun season a total flop.

Like imagine if Beverly Hills had this many actual authentic fights *plus* a hilariously bumbling Katie, we would all be ecstatic

10.10.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I do get what they are saying but its a low media literacy take

Some of Ashley's moves were team efforts- Taran ALWAYS explains that.

His edit is:
-the edit Ash + a winning game deserves
-proof you can easily show an UTR player's game, but production still doesn't bother after 3 invisible winners

08.10.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drop something witchy...

08.10.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She is having an incredible sophomore season

She really puts her whole pussy into every scene, it makes her such a good fit for SLC

08.10.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This would heal nature after the recent cancellation of Queer Ultimatum.

(Also if we are dream casting I would throw Canada's Bayleigh Pelham + Erica Hill from S6 into the pool)

#bb27

07.10.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was just talking about this, she's similar to Kevin Jacobs bc the "dumb" strategy was really 2nd to how fun they were! while other HGs were too serious. Lowered their threat level & made them fun AF allies

It's as if she saw my daily analysis of her #bb27 game on Reddit in completely unrelated subs

06.10.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's clear now he (wisely) hired a PR firm and that's why he is getting this hilarious confounding traction from "The Sun", the number one tabloid for reality tv microcelebrity news #bb27

06.10.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But if you didn't do that this isn't about you ๐Ÿ˜Ž

03.10.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah she was I didn't mean to put "not"

In this situation I I think it's hypocritical to be mad at someone for endorsing homophobia

then post insults to someone else ... for saying theyre upset that someone endorsed homophobia against them

And within the same hour is crazy work. Mob mentality

03.10.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

really disappointing how quickly things got toxic in here post season

03.10.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everything I mentioned in the tweet Morgan either participated in or egged on

But my point is not to compare her to Chelsea or attack her, it's just to point out the disconnect in the fandom. Let the guy have his feelings

02.10.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I actually think the opposite! Big Brother is so stuck in the past that they still intentionally cast people who have "never met a lesbian" or only have white friends to live with them in a house for a potential heartwarming story.

But 95% of the time, they just avoid and target the lesbian/POC

02.10.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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