Andrew Werfelmann

Newsome out here talking shit yet Pritzker is actually doing shit.

World War II pro-American propaganda.

Wow. This place man. I mean, I figured you were comparing to the character NOT actor. But what do I know?

I feel like I am obligated to share this like the Tom Holland "Umbrella"

Oh noes. Are they after the mayonnaise?

Lord, I am almost transparently white and the guffaw I had reading that description scared my cat.

There really should be severe consequences for lying during a confirmation hearing. Like automatically getting fired (at the absolute least).

This is what happens when you reward mediocraty with absolute truckloads of money. They believe they must be doing something right and therefore shoud be in charge.

Not to mention, not raising questions about the current mayor who is ALSO running for re-election.

Y’all have got to watch this 😭

Motherfucking wind farms…

The most worthless button ever be added.

Also, this is where gas station sushi comes from. Pretty sure.

Truly hope the next administration has them gut the plane before handing it over to his "Library".

Sounds like they're saying they want MORE caturday, right?

Someone should send him a link for batteries on Amazon.

How the hell can anyone say with a straight face that Trump hasn't done anything to attack trans people's rights!? How far in the sand does one need to stick their head?

A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

Speaker Johnson shuts down House early to avoid voting on the Epstein files.

anntelnaes.substack.com/p/the-immora...

This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday.

It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever.

I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.

I mean, who could have seen this coming? Oh right at least 70 million people who voted against him.

Maybe it's just a sign of being on the cusp between two generations, but I kinda like them both.

ALIENS was released 39 years ago today. Acclaimed as one of the great action movies and best sequels ever made, the making of story is like being on an express elevator to hell… going down…

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I was so reluctant to start Lower Decks. However when I finally gave in, it became one of my favorite Trek series. The jokes always felt there was reverence for the source material, not simply making fun of it.

So given that presidents can just get rid of any department they want, it should be no problem for a future president to just eliminate DHS right? Hold on....I'm getting an update. Oh, it's just incredulous laughter. My bad.

Can't wait to see you this August in WA.

I've been saying that myself. Also when people say that they are acting like they'll never be out of power. Some of that is true. But also, it's corporate short term profit thinking. They have very little plans beyond what's right in front of them.

That is what happens when dozens of atrocious acts are done on the daily. Nobody can keep track of it all. It's ok to focus on a priority for you. It doesn't mean you think everything else is not as important. People only have so much capacity.

I'm an "A.i." abolitionist.

No consumer-facing LLMs or generative "A.i." in anything.

Sure, machine learning in science and a few other limited applications is fine.

But consumer-facing LLMs and generative "A.i." that are based on theft, push disinfo, and can be manipulated by billionaires?

No.

The android Kryten from Red Dwarf.