Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Word Epstein "Enough is enough," he said.

Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Word Epstein
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Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’

Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’ — theonion.com/trump-im-not...

Release the Epstein Files The public deserves to know the extent of Epstein’s abuse and to hold accountable anybody—regardless of political affiliation—who enabled it. Add your name to the petition to demand the Department of ...

The public deserves to know the extent of Epstein’s abuse and to hold accountable anybody—regardless of political affiliation—who enabled it. Add your name to the petition to demand the Department of Justice and White House publicly release the files.
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Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia WASHINGTON—Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from so...

Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia  — theonion.com/trump-urges-...

Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo WASHINGTON—Insisting that he deserved a place alongside the iconic visages of the auto supply company’s founders, President Donald Trump issued an executive order Tuesday adding his face to the Pep Bo...

Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo — theonion.com/trump-orders...

Trump Warns if He Does Not Win Nobel Peace Prize He Will Bomb Norway Trump said he deserved the Peace Prize for “dropping a million bombs on Iran.”

Trump Warns if He Does Not Win Nobel Peace Prize He Will Bomb Norway
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NO Taxpayer money for Proud Boys The Proud Boys are suing the federal government for $100 million from taxpayers to spread more chaos, more violence, and more hate. Sign the petition!

The Proud Boys are suing the federal government for $100 million from taxpayers to spread more chaos, more violence, and more hate. Sign the petition! sign.moveon.org/petitions/te...

Americans Favor Work Requirements for Billionaires Receiving Tax Cuts “With the exception of Donald Trump, many of these billionaires are able-bodied.”

Americans Favor Work Requirements for Billionaires Receiving Tax Cuts
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Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants WASHINGTON—After weeks of eliminating what many lawmakers called “frivolous” and “unnecessary” provisions, Congress reportedly passed a blank bill Thursday in which President Donald Trump can simply w...

Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants — theonion.com/congress-pas...

Trump administration increases pressure on 'sanctuary jurisdictions' with public listing The Department of Homeland Security is putting hundreds of “sanctuary jurisdictions” across the country on notice.

apnews.com/article/us-i... administration increases pressure on 'sanctuary jurisdictions' with public listing

Teacher Asks What First Graders Want To Be Once Child Labor Laws Repealed LIBERTY, MO—After reading aloud a picture book about a puppy that works in a coal mine, local first grade teacher Brianna Montgomery asked her students Thursday what they want to be once child labor l...

Teacher Asks What First Graders Want To Be Once Child Labor Laws Repealed — theonion.com/teacher-asks...

Trump Calls For Reopening of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory “I saw a show about it on TV, and it never should have been allowed to close down,” he said.

Trump Calls For Reopening Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5...

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death — theonion.com/man-who-bump...

Crockett: "The idea that you want to shut down everybody that is not Fox News is bullshit. We need to stop playing."

Cry Hard 3: MAGA’s Tesla Tantrum. Boycotts Are “Freedom”… Unless They Hurt Widdle Phony Stark’s Feelings.

MAGA is already so far up Musk’s ass they’re practically cohabitating with his colon, and now they want to execute people for not buying his overpriced, midlife-crisis, melty golf carts??!?!!

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Musk Set to Get Access to Top-Secret U.S. Plan for Potential War With China Giving Elon Musk access to some of the nation’s most closely guarded military secrets is a major expansion of his role as an adviser to President Trump and highlights his conflicts of interest.

The Pentagon is about to brief Elon Musk on the US military’s plan for a potential war with China.

This means that Musk now has access to the country’s most important military secrets.

The fascism we are experiencing is an EMERGENCY. It needs to be responded to with lightening speed.

The courts are helping, but lightening speed is not their thing. They weren't designed for that.

So we all need to do more to respond. Get angry. Get organized. Get creative. Get vocal.

Rubio and homeland security confirm arrest of Palestinian activist who helped lead Columbia protests Mahmoud Khalil was detained by Ice and now being held in Louisiana despite having a green card

Just in case you were looking for another reason to make your voice heard.

If you can justify why this man, with a green card and an eight-month pregnant wife, should have been arrested and rendered to Louisiana, we're waiting to hear your reasoning.

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‘Takedown Tesla’ protest: Hundreds gather in Chicago to criticize spending cuts by Elon Musk and Donald Trump Hundreds of people gathered downtown to protest President Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s government spending cuts, carrying signs that read “Launch Musk to Mars” and “Democracy Dies with DOGE.”…

‘Takedown Tesla’ protest: Hundreds gather in Chicago to criticize spending cuts by Elon Musk and Donald Trump www.chicagotribune.com/2025/03/08/h...

Opinion | Elon Musk Is South African. We Shouldn’t Forget It. His worldview is inseparable from his rearing in apartheid South Africa.

Elon Musk Is South African. We Shouldn’t Forget It. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/28/o...

Michael James update… Mr. James posted a follow-up to the short essay he recently published on Facebook. His first piece was shared tens of thousands of times, but it attracted many hateful responses. According to James…

Michael James update... in-sights.ca/2025/02/15/m...

YouTube video by Da Bears - Topic Mr. Bonaparte

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YouTube video by Da Bears - Topic Mr. Bonaparte

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YouTube video by Da Bears - Topic Mr. Bonaparte

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Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance WASHINGTON—Raising alarm over what the report called a major breach, a watchdog investigation discovered Tuesday that Elon Musk’s hair-plug guy had been granted high-level security clearance by the U....

Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance — theonion.com/investigatio...

Young Aides Emerge as Enforcers in Musk’s Broadside Against Government Much of the billionaire’s handiwork — gaining access to internal systems and asking employees to justify their jobs — is being driven by a group of engineers operating in secrecy.

Young Aides Emerge as Enforcers in Musk’s Broadside Against Government www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/u...

Tuberculosis case confirmed at Kalamazoo school, health officials launch investigation An investigation is being launched after an individual at a local school was diagnosed with tuberculosis.

A case of tuberculosis has been confirmed at a Michigan school.

Just as the Senate considers an avowed anti-vaxxer to lead our nation’s health agencies.

Transcript: Trump’s Chaos Strategy Is Already Blowing Up in His Face An interview with New Republic writer Timothy Noah, who argues that Trump’s funding-freeze fiasco shows that he’s a “weak president” whose vaunted “chaos strategy” is already running into trouble.

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Comms Advice for Democratic Lawmakers You didn't ask, but I'm offering it anyway.

Comms Advice for Democratic Lawmakers
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