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They thought it would hurt everyone except for them. They knew they were voting for people to be hurt, they were excited to watch the suffering. They just didn't think they'd have to experience it too. Which is incredibly delulu, but here we go again with the shock that they also need safety nets

Good morning~☀️🫠今日のらくがきで〜す

Letter that reads:Hey guys!!!! Wow what an honor to be your choice to represent Dropout in the role of PRESIDENT. I am so excited. So many things I want to do. Christmas in July. Two proms. Universal healthcare. Unfortunately none of these dreams can become reality until after we have won the war. The infinity war. Today I would like to announce that I, Vic Michaelis, h. PRESIDENT of Dropout will be diverting all of Dropout’s resources to getting Marvel’s Avengers: Endgame on the platform. I will utilize ever power at my disposal to make sure this happens. I will DM Goofy if I have to. I know what you’re thinking “Vic, what’s gonna happen to my favorite show???” It’s gonna get cancelled probably (VIP is safe), but it will all be worth is when we get to watch iron man an the gang kick than-man’s ass in medium resolution straight from the Dropout servers!!! Anyways H.A.G.S!!!! Vic Michaelis President of Dropout (People’s Voice) Ps. Sam if you change a word of this your fired :/"

The 1st official statement from the new Honorary President of Dropout, @vicmmic.bsky.social 🫡

Damn im on my Bart Simpson shit -- eat my shorts.

Damn im on my Gatsby shit -- old sport!

Damn im on my sailing ship -- starboard and port!

Damn im on my saul Goodman shit -- see you in court

Had Silly stu stuck in my head all day.

wip #vampirehunterd

Very honored to get to do an illustration for an interview with Yoshitaka Amano, appearing in the Italian gaming publication Pixel .02.

Tips For Getting Kids Interested In Reading Make time every day to read the neighbor’s mail as a family.

Tips For Getting Kids Interested In Reading
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Ninja clan,

Hearing that Marjorie Taylor Greene tried to cut funding to Israel:

Playlist at work actually fucking rules

I MEAN UNHOUSED FUCK

I better put some anti-homeless architecture on my beach to keep the unfocused merfolks at bay. Or in bay?

If I can't get a classy polo or jersey then at least give me a shirt that says "the only thing blue line I care about is the 10 ball" instead of something like "I like to stroke my shaft and bust my balls"

Why is pool apparel so fucking tacky and often sexual???

Are yuh winnin son?

Food Banks Begin Accepting Donations From Homosexuals

Food Banks Begin Accepting Donations From Homosexuals
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Sword and Sorcery guy Elric of Melniboné standing on a sea of souls against a blood red bg

Blood and souls for my lord Arioch!

Does it bother anyone else that the two main characters of veggietales are fruits?

In robot voice: BOARDING COMPLEEEETE

This is the corniest woman I have ever had the pleasure of listening to. She just said, "we save the best for last here at southwest and guess what. That's YOU! let's go to DETROOOOIT!"

Flight person for the flight before mine: im still missing 2 people from a group and a baby. Is it just crawling around out there? Anyone seen a baby? You're missing your flight baby.

Having a coke and thinking of him 🥰🥰🥰

Machine gun kelly would be SO good if he had talent and didn't suck

People of the North Eastern United States, our time has come to begin slaughtering Spotted Lanternfly nymphs

I think John brown should have a statue

Love that @puptheband.bsky.social put out a new album for my birthday.

It's kind of funny to think about how the sequel trilogy of star wars probably has the same quality that the original trilogy had before Lucas' wife edited it