Kelly Prestridge

7 Stages of Pen Grief:

1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room

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Atta boy, Kyle.

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Cross-stitch embroidery ring, with a few flowers, a knife a skull, and the words: "Warning This is proof I have the patience to stab something 1,000 times."

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This has been an all Lemon Starburst kinda week.

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I used to not know how to Twitter, then I left that shit. Now I don’t know how to Blue Sky.
But I like it better.

22.11.2024 16:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s nice to know that in the United States a rapist still can’t become Attorney General.

Just president.

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Ok...I'm here...Now what?

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