Galack

don't tell anyone about albuquerque

totally understandable, i'd be angry too if i was locked out of my primary way of communicating with my friends ;-;

a frog is crying with tears coming out of its eyes . ALT: a frog is crying with tears coming out of its eyes .

what the heck

i don't want to work i want to play silksong until my hands go numb

RIGHT it's my least leveled thing

eating mac and cheese at 7am because i've lost control

Physically I’m here at my desk, mentally I’m in a disheveled used bookstore that smells like paper memories and employs a cat named Paige Turner

How is it ALWAYS time to go back to the doctors?

ready to be entirely deboned, fed the radioactive shrimp, and cast into the sea

actively trying not to sit like a shrimp

i like the new magic girl mega dragonite

it takes years of slowly unpacking 🫂

Picture of a very disgruntled looking ducking

Making it to the end of the week like

currently in my wordle villain arc

#webcomic #falseknees

emotionally: stick bug in a hurricane

Touching grass is not enough I need to get my head stuck in a beehive

the daily farming grind

murder on the roof

to everyone who doesn't have a father in their life for any reason: happy belated "you survived that shit" day

safety first

hiding in a box of coins like a gimmighoul

... and for my next trick, I will attempt to pull an all-dayer.

ran away from the circus but my life is still a clown show

i need 10 minutes in an anechoic chamber to scream at the top of my lungs

A foldable, adjustable replica of Dr. House's flame cane from the show House MD.

house cane as my new house cane 👀

a man holds a box of tissues in front of bookshelves ALT: a man holds a box of tissues in front of bookshelves

anything with baby birds, instant waterworks

“Sorry I’m late, a chickadee was collecting my dog’s hair on the porch and I’d be a monster to interrupt.”

your girl in a claires rn getting her cartilage blown apart like a final destination kill scene