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I don't really feel bad about lying. It's just sad her life now revolves around going to funerals and the doctor. This is her choice. I should be grateful it wasn't a random obituary she has been known to text me.

Kinda messed up I felt compelled to lie to my mom about not knowing my high school freshman english intern teacher, but I didn't care about hearing details about her mother's funeral.

And his wife was right there in the corner staring intently.

You're going to get THAT uppity over someone you just met on Roblox?

Hell yeah!

Let's see Superman save you now. 😏

Yeah, pull the trigger.

Dude, he has got A LOT of Penguin's umbrellas.

Mr. Mucus and his twin fell on hard times when the checks from Mucinex began to dry up.

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Worth repeating. #TrumpShitHimself

This is who runs this account.

Our Supreme Court gave Trump immunity from prosecution.

John Roberts, Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito, Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh, and Amy Coney Barrett.

They ARE responsible for the entire Trump nightmare they turned loose on America.

Including killing our elections.

LET THAT SINK IN!

Thumbs up, 7-Up

bert and ernie in suits, as though testifying in court

Joseph Lyle Menendez and Erik Galen Menendez, commonly referred to as the Menendez brothers, are American brothers convicted of killing their parents, José and Mary Louise "Kitty" Menendez, in their Beverly Hills home in 1989.

I remember riding Shockwave twice when I was in second grade at Six Flags Over Texas. There was a cut out of Elmer Fudd saying "troublemakers shouldn't ride Shockwave" in the line.

I'll be straight with you all: I haven't been inside of a Cracker Barrel in over a decade. I'm thinking it's been 12 years specifically because my wife and I announced we were expecting our daughter to my in-laws on Thanksgiving there.

I bet that leisure suit is as tough as Astroturf.

I've used the phrase "make fireworks shoot out of my ass", but I didn't think someone would take it literally.

It's what comes up when I open a new browser window on my phone. I don't give them information on tailoring my feed either. If "they" are going to spy on me; they need to prove it.

Yeah, because my go-to source for weather information is Men's Journal. Couldn't possibly be something so simple as weather.com
Seriously, I don't believe I've ever touched a copy of Men's Journal unless I was moving it to get to another magazine.

Pretty much. I also think there might be more glow areas, but I'm not that sure. I think the regular one just has the head glow.

I need to find this comic. It's the exact same age as me.

I don't have the SDCC variant.

If you see this, post character that starts with B

Made in SmackDown vs Raw 2011. #wallbieswarriors

Diablo, Warcraft II, Final Doom and Dark Forces II were titles I usually played.

I never heard of him either.

Oklahoma should do this.

Same, fam.