Mr. Fun at Parties

Truly. I’m shocked PETA hasn’t jumped on this one

Don’t worry, it actually contains no pertinent information about the dipshit in question and mostly regurgitates stuff from other better news reports.

Don’t count your chickens before they’re attached.

No matter what else happens, people, baba ghanoush will never not be fun to say.

The vibes today are… a god awful small affair.

I still love Arsenal, the team I’ve followed since 2003, but the Premier League is not a credible competition anymore.

dude, you misspelled "sauce"

I used to think Congressional Democrats were beyond useless, but it’s so much worse than that.

You can only correctly appreciate the destruction of American society and democracy as a decades-long bipartisan project. Dems are an enabling party not an opposition party.

Watch out, he’s wide stance-ing like a closeted Republican Senator in a public bathroom!

Nothing cheers up the day like a texted obituary!

It’s tough getting old. It’s hard to keep connected to the world everyone else lives in. I work hard to maintain common interests with my kids.

I applaud the American hero who put RFK Jr right behind Trump.

I'm on your side on this one. Not all lies are bad.

No surprise the inflamed asshole is going on about Preparation H.

These 2 pups can expertly read my body language and predict every more I make and yet they are utterly helpless to escape my path.

My dogs whenever I am walking in their direction.

I'm not happy that doesn't autodisplay. Working on it...

Updated the Sam Darnold meme generator

Thank you, that’s enough dystopia for me now.

Really, Lois? Just that section of your face?

Don’t know how many more examples it’s going to take for people to realize that billionaires are an existential threat to democracy and its institutions.

This guy absolutely nailed it.

The vibes today are… weaselly little blighters.

That is a very good point!

Question: Why did you post an image of three identically dressed individuals?

Come to think of it, I could definitely see Loki as an insurance company CEO! The villain!

It's like an If A Tree Falls, but for comic books

Garcia, up again, ends by holding up a photo of Stephen Miller and says:

"There is probably no single person who has done more damage and more harm to people across this country...than this man right here. It's our job...to hold him responsible for the crimes that are happening to U.S. citizens."

People are always asking “what it is?”, but few care enough to ask “how it is?”

JAKE was the answer to the question, where does this weird little story go? I'm sad to see them go (for now) and honored to have my weird little story run on the site.