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Chris Carrel

@ccarrel.bsky.social

Scribbler of words, strummer of chords, long time hominid but friend to creatures large and small, as long as they’re not trying to eat him.

193 Followers  |  366 Following  |  1,116 Posts  |  Joined: 04.02.2024  |  1.935

Latest posts by ccarrel.bsky.social on Bluesky

Look, he likes it!

07.08.2025 03:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s not just the conversation that’s weird!

07.08.2025 01:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look, conversion therapy is inhumane and immoral but this form of conversion therapy seems especially bad

06.08.2025 21:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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RFK Jr’s health department to halt $500m in mRNA vaccine research Agency to end 22 federal contracts, questioning safety of technology credited with helping end Covid pandemic

Well, it’s finally happened. My flabber has been gasted.

This is sawing off the branch you are sitting on while also dousing your body in gasoline and lighting yourself on fire

06.08.2025 21:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d be shocked if ICE hasn’t been recruiting from these groups. Another reason to keep your occifers masked and unidentified…

06.08.2025 16:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A word can't be a slur if it's referring to an inanimate object. "The new slur for tables" what are you talking about

06.08.2025 14:42 — 👍 1452    🔁 374    💬 36    📌 8
Starfire in left half of panel, looking quizzical, while Cyborg, on the other side looks off panel and says, “So now we got two people out there lookin’ for Dick.”

Starfire in left half of panel, looking quizzical, while Cyborg, on the other side looks off panel and says, “So now we got two people out there lookin’ for Dick.”

Just saw this posted elsewhere. Seemed relevant.

06.08.2025 15:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now, come on, technically they are rousing the rabble.

06.08.2025 15:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everybody talks about eating the rich but no one ever does anything about it

06.08.2025 14:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And in true billionaire style he killed a number of innocents in the process

06.08.2025 14:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s Tuesday, get your ducks in a row and your jerks in a circle!

06.08.2025 13:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So, looks like Red Sonja‘a got the blues…

06.08.2025 11:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I stand with Alt Text. 19th Century it was!!

06.08.2025 01:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
conservativism is the belief that only the children of the rich should gets lots of free stuff.

conservativism is the belief that only the children of the rich should gets lots of free stuff.

05.08.2025 22:29 — 👍 346    🔁 109    💬 1    📌 3
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a person is holding a tree branch in their hand . Alt: GIF clip from an old TV ad for GI Joe with Kung Fu Grip. LEGEND.

What I mean when I say, “This country used to MAKE THINGS.”

05.08.2025 21:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only AI is dumb enough to suggest anyone would want Seven Tyler singing a ballad at their wedding.

05.08.2025 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well played, sir! 👏🏻

05.08.2025 21:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did the spammer’s union just put out a fatwa on my phone? I swear I’ve gotten 15 spam calls this morning as opposed to the usual one or two….

05.08.2025 19:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Fight Scene From Airplane!
YouTube video by hiddenopal Fight Scene From Airplane!

To be fair, he’d been through a lot before the nuclear energy guy

05.08.2025 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let’s see, I remember the Titans
I remember the Alamo
I remember rock n roll radio
I remember the 5th of November
But no, I don’t remember your name. Sorry

05.08.2025 17:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

America, give yourself over to the Hold Music, allow it in your heart, accept it as your lord and savior. Ask yourself how your journey with the Hold Music is going today. Become as one with the Hold Music

05.08.2025 15:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It just hit me that it has been ages since I’ve been involved in anything that could be described as a caper. When I was young, I was capering all the time.

05.08.2025 14:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No errors detected

05.08.2025 12:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Four billion years of evolution just to type these words

04.08.2025 22:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Life is a game of poker played with a deck of secrets

04.08.2025 14:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok, but which planet Earth? What timeline? Don’t act like you never heard about no multiverse!!

04.08.2025 12:25 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Black, white and brown ratcha terrier lying on legs, lap and torso of reclining dude wearing a red tee and gray pants

Black, white and brown ratcha terrier lying on legs, lap and torso of reclining dude wearing a red tee and gray pants

This Murph is a total lapdog

04.08.2025 05:21 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Untarnish Gotham’s name? My dude, that’s not how it works with ethnic cleansing.

04.08.2025 01:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Duro only had one thing on his mind, to catch that rat bastard Tarzan on his morning swim. No one calls Duro a pudgeapotamus and gets away with it

03.08.2025 23:28 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So true. The real problem always comes from within and requires honest introspection, commitment to improve and right action.

Unless it’s a bear chasing you. Those MFers will kill you.

03.08.2025 22:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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