jokes girl

hey @nytimes.com what if instead of this you reported accurately that the president of the united states has violated the united states constitution by entering into war with a foreign power without the approval of congress, just like, what if

anyway look at helen

i hate it here

i’ve been haunted by this dudes vulture pose since high school

jin’s chest and neck turning red in real time 😭

#정쿱 #jeongcheol #정한 #에스쿱스 #JEONGHAN #SCOUPS

this guy has the fucking craziest stance i’ve ever seen. why are you doing that with your arm craig.

but like for real though

my dogy before i put him in the crate for the evening

MOOOD it’s been raining on and off for like a week straight here and when it’s not actively raining it’s humid as fuck so i’m basically one big mosquito bite at this point

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i feel like i need to try and pitch myself to suspiciously rich artsy girls as a potential ~muse~ bc im a fairly useless person but i am witty and pretentious and vaguely hot and stylish in a weird way so if i can coast on those traits alone that’d be amazing

have i ever diagnosed svt with dnd classes before in any official capacity

actually i think if jun were in dnd he’d be a sorcerer but potatoes potatoes

this is so sexy wizard of him

yeag same…… sometimes there’s a decent story/dynamic in there. what i can’t handle is when they start dirty talking about havibg “pups” while they fuck then i simply have to close the tab.

hi i didn’t drop off the face of the earth i’ve been playing baldur’s gate for two months

he doesn’t know he’s begging for chamomile tea

the only silver lining is i can take on more pet sitting jobs now which i definitely prefer to 20+ dogs at once but right now im fucking miserable lmao

unfortunately no

i really don’t wanna go into it bc i’ll just start crashing out again but suffice to say fuck my general manager fr

guess who got fired

BLEASE

this is her

my big gay wife 😵‍💫

IM GOING CWAZY……….

i ordered a new laptop so i can finally play viddy games again

a worm

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#DOKYEOM #WONWOO #SCOUPS

insect boy…..