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Two guys on the train meme and there's a giant sleeping cat leaning against the train

This person took this when they called the race

An urgent message is sent by delivery raven (a la Game of Thrones). The royal recipient is concerned. Below cursive script, crude raven scrawl has been added to the scroll: “feed food gud ravin”

We used to have a thriving culture

I wonder how important Halloween is in raccoon culture. They must gorge themselves on dropped candy for weeks

They finally built a machine that can simulate peaking on edibles

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

Heartened by the return of one of the classic Trump bits, which is when he sways faintly and says "I'd like to see low IQ [person of color he saw on TV] try to pass the test that's regularly administered to me by medical professionals, the famous unbeatable Test To Determine Extent Of Brain Trauma,"

They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir

the invisible hand of the market? oh, you mean the hamburger helper glove

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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

cream cheese on TOP of uncut bagel

my friend from the midwest visited nyc and committed Bagel Crime

“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂

A police badge reading "Under Cover Bears" and a gold teddy bear sit above a bowl of oatmeal, filled with brownish gummy bears. A bear dressed like a PI holds a magnifying glass over the bowl

Undercover Bears Oatmeal (1990-1991): Instant oatmeal containing brown sugar or maple-covered gummy bears that "appeared" when you added hot liquid.

this felt too informative not to share

wizard frog is insane

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

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It’s now safe to turn off your computer.

maybe there's still some good left in this world after all

2025, So Far I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and talk to my dad in 1988, just before I was born, and tell him what it’s like to live in the future. I’d tell him all the amazing things that a...

This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

The Milgram experiment but the guy in the white coat is a chef and he's assuring me that it's ok to add more butter

Chicago leather archives has a great theater

The implied social contract between you and a cat is they get to live in your house and be gross, and you get to bother them a little