Mike DeMaria

o/~ Here we are now, entertain us o/~

Penguin did all the work in the 66 Batman movie. Got the sub, kidnapped Bruce, dehydration ray, got in the batcave…clearly a group project.

Real confidence inspiring when Trailhead tells you sometimes this stuff will just not work, and it turns out sometimes it just doesn't work.

Doing the Agentforce legends trail...real cool how you can see it make up customer facing lies in real time.

No, Agentforce, Sofia did NOT prebook a sunset cruise or nature walk, don't tell her that.

That sign implies the kiosk with no physical mechanism for accepting cash will one day accept cash.

That's an implementation detail.

Bring back the 7 layer burrito. I need it to explain the OSI model.

I kinda enjoyed Earthbound's rolling HP mechanic.

You can't implement execute(SchedulableContext sc) and execute(QueueableContext context) in the same apex class I swear this cost me like 3 hours to figure out tonight.

chatgpt claiming 9.11 is bigger than 9.9.

Can't wait for quickbooks and turbotax to add an AI accountant to their product.

SMB2, best to worst characters selection (assuming you can only pick 1 for the entire game, ignoring speedruns): Princess, Luigi, Mario, Toad.

"so much of the music we here today is pre-programmed electronic disco, we never get a chance to hear master blues men practicing their craft anymore. By the year 2006, the music known today as the blues will exist only in the classical records department of your local public library" -- Blues Bros

Your URL starts with http:, what is this 1996?

Some days you’re the Riker,
Some days you’re the Barclay.

Parthas a la Yuta

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”

We need more billionaires like John Hammond. When their ill conceived ideas cause havoc, at least it came from a place of wonder and not just a desire to maximize profits.

One is from smells like teen spirit, the other from smells like nirvana. It's the same dude!

It's a developer focused Hands on Training! We're all going to be writing apex code.

Miss our NED CFP office hours? We're doing another one July 2 at 7pm. Join us and craft a perfect abstract. northeastdreamin.com/office-hours/

The Northeast Dreamin'​ call for presentations is open, but only until July 7.

NED gets a lot of first timers; we're here to help! Tuesday at 2pm and Wednesday at 7pm (EDT), we're holding office hours. Ask questions, brainstorm ideas and craft your abstract. See northeastdreamin.com/office-hours/

Support your public library!

Libraries are awesome

Do werewolves and wolfmen become eligible for social security when they turn 10?

I should do a booth promo at @midwestdreamin.bsky.social where I give out 1 agentforce action credit for every badge scan....

...I'm gonna need to go to town and get a shitload of dimes.

See ya in 18 minutes.

Out of nowhere, the entire B-side of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, then never mention it again.

The local college radio station is now doing a thing where they play the standard pop/rap hits, but every couple hours or so they’ll throw in something like Easy by The Commodes or Fleetwood Mac without any commentary or notice, then go back to pop/rap. I hope it continues.

Y'all put way too much trust in this gen ai thing. Any people say AGI is going to be here this decade?

This new UI is a fucking joke.