id believe this if you wernt scared of heights and opening our top floor windows lmao
16.02.2026 11:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
(she/her) Software Engineer, Voiceover artist, nsfw slut. In her 40's, bisexual, has a gf & french bulldog. Northern English & living in Scotland Fat, flirty & filth mongering π https://linktr.ee/PhoenixDragonfly
id believe this if you wernt scared of heights and opening our top floor windows lmao
16.02.2026 11:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just getting a shop in, but its better than bed rotting lol
16.02.2026 10:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0up and out the flat before 10am for the first time in a good while π
16.02.2026 10:03 β π 22 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0not you posting this just as I get ready for bed!? π
see you in my dreams hot stuff π€
i'm not like, doing completely amazing, and I missed my last therapy session (phone only, so I dont have another booked now π)
BUT
despite everything, I looked in the mirror, post shower & moisturising, and I saw myself as pretty...
So like, that's a nice thing, finally :)
You need head from that mentally ill, chronically online girl you know btw
15.02.2026 22:10 β π 18 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0I'm feeling blackmailed lol
is this a never-ending cycle? π€
they call it the booty cause it be a treasure πΉ #inspirationalquoteoftheday
15.02.2026 21:07 β π 26 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0it helps that I do believe my hair is cotton candy soft lol
15.02.2026 20:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@kkdwwwwww "the man who composed the greatest OSTs in history is putting american cheese on 'tacos'". Quoting Nobuo Uematsu: "γγ¬γ³γΏγ€γ³γ γγγ£γ¦ζΈε‘γγγγΏγ³γΉδ½γ£γ¦γγγοΌοΌγγΌγ«γι²γγοΌγηγγγHappy Valentine's Day!" (Because of Valentine's, Tozuka-san made tacos! It goes with beer! Happy Valentine's Day to everyone, too!)
Crushing: One of the most legendary musicians of your lifetime puts Kraft Singles on tacos.
15.02.2026 19:54 β π 1529 π 466 π¬ 75 π 78*blushhhing like a slut* thanku Sleepy!
I'm wearing fluffy bunny socks too hehe
im tryin to be goblin on you but you wont drop that addresss... π€
15.02.2026 19:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0its sooo soft!
15.02.2026 18:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hoooooot π₯΅
15.02.2026 18:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0shhh dont tell anyone im a secret sweetiepie π«£
15.02.2026 18:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jarl stood in a doorway. Hes wearing white nike socks. Hugo boss boxers and a black t shirt which is riding up a little. His quads are in show and his arms are up above his head pressed against the doorframe. Most of the rest of the image is blurry but shows a door and a hallway. His face is covered with an angel emoji.
When I call you 'My little ____' there is no expectation nor assumption about your body.
Really, It's entirely to do with me wanting to feel BIG.
phe wearing a grey long eared bunny hooded bodysuit.
dont mind me, just in my #bunny era π°
15.02.2026 18:39 β π 31 π 0 π¬ 5 π 06-panel SMBC comic update. A man and a woman are sitting on a dock, chatting. The woman says "I believe good art is not merely beautiful, it is moral." In the following panel, she continues with "When the Titanic was sinking, a band played, knowing it would provide a bit of pleasure to the doomed people of the ship." She concludes in the next two panels that we are all on a Titanic, just one that is sinking slower and every artist who makes a great work is providing a tuneful backdrop to a cold journey that must inevitably turn downwards and adds "from which we should also include that bad art brought into the world is not merely ugly, but immoral." The man silently ponders this, and then asks "so you are saying all my 'that's what she said' jokes - " to which the woman should "are an affront to god!"
Why are Adam Sandler movies not perceived as moral cataclysms?
COMIC β www.smbc-comics.com/comic/moral
PATREON β www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE β smbc-store.myshopify.com
Happy V Day Dadey *mwah*
14.02.2026 21:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0America is so fucked not sure people realize how different this country is gonna be real fast
14.02.2026 04:43 β π 61 π 20 π¬ 3 π 3Happy Valentine's Day from @risquedraws.bsky.social
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None pizza left beef
Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
π live right neow! Come be my valentine < 3
twitch.tv/sleepyeepygworl π
Three baby rats in a cuddle puddle under a wooden bridge toy. In the back, a Himalayan baby has his face tucked down in the pile. On top, a black and white hooded lad is grooming his Himalayan brother. On the bottom, a blue boy is asleep on his side with his giant pink feet sticking out like the legs of the Wicked Witch of the East.
Roses are red, violets are blue, here's a baby rat pile for you
14.02.2026 18:29 β π 189 π 56 π¬ 5 π 1you hot bitch, happy hungover day!
14.02.2026 19:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0^ my 3rd ever valentines card.
1. from "friend" who found out id never got one in my life & sent me one. Would have been cute if he wasn't trying to fuck me when I was 16-18 and he was 30
2. my "hetero life partner" friend, who used to call me her wife. 'Cept she dumped me as a friend a year later π
Happy Valentines Day with the greatest Valentines Message of all from Jay Briscoe.
14.02.2026 15:45 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0simpsons screenshot Homer getting out of his car to read a billboard which says "This year, give her... ENGLISH MUFFINS" next to an image of a man giving her english muffins
happy valentines day
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