ripple

imagine being the librarian of alexandria. "Damn my fuckin Workplace burned down"

october 4th actually. also it was 2004 not 2000

i didn't have enough nail to like wedge in and pry it off

Worst thing ever: when you buy a new ballpoint pen and its got the little plastic stuff on the tip so you have to awkwardly pick away at it for a minute straight. i know its there so the pen doesnt dry out or whatever but like its probably not that hard to make an easier way of removing that bit

horrible idea: room where every surface is an interactive whiteboard. it all runs on Squeak/Smalltalk too.

happy birthday

found out if you played jeopardy perfectly you would get about $566,400 and your opponents would have $0. if someone played jeopardy like that they'd never be seen again they got fucking drawn and quartered backstage by the other 2 contestants, The Ghost of Alex Trebek Past, and IBM Watson

on the topic of the 1950s i feel like at some point someone probably experimented so hard with aspic they ended up making Normal Edible Gelatin and got quartered in the cul-de-sac for it the next day. fuck you barbara we hate your fruit in jello. pass me the Zippo that is inexplicably made of lead

i feel bad for people born on january 1st 2000. nobody's ever gonna believe them. in the '50s if you told someone you were born in like january 1st 1900 they'd be like "ok. you wanna go eat hot dogs but encased in gelatin". but january 1st 2000 now? you're not real. get away from me please. shoo

a skyscraper in dallas with the wingstop logo at the top. presumably it’s a corporate office and not a restaurant.

this is the biggest wingstop i’ve ever seen

chat what do you do when you have a project that you want to work on that you have made of your own volition but you can't bring yourself to work on it even though you wanted to do this just fucking do it dumbass no i don't want to why because i dont want to fuck you bitch fuck you too I'M GONNA KIL

some big data diagram i have no idea what this means

yeah ok. Big Datas you. actually no that is rude i take it back

im sorry WHO liked my post?!

in a world where Big Government takes all the ID, they track all keyboard. i used ps aux command on my server too many times and now i am in VR Interrogation. 'i only wanted to list process' but they tell me i am the Furry (they read ps ps ps ps ps) and now i am in Cats (2019)

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

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from the PDP-10 instruction "Jump if Flag set and Clear". also because thats my website

wrong. Canada

this was in my discord server btw ;)

got a custom handle. i'm so cool

oh yeah this is the context

discord message from "AkFamilyHome" reading "Latest Bsky notif is funny, lol"

latest discord message is funny

time is fucked up what do you mean this was a year ago

fair

no you gotta scroll up because he wants to go down stupid (rather, stupad. i'm so funny). i think my scrolling is reversed i don't even know anymore i'm on a touchpad

A cartoon illustration of Mr.Hyde sitting at a table in a cafe while the barista is calling out for an order. Caption reads "Jekyll? Hello? A nonfat latte for Dr. Jekyll? Jekyll? Anybody?"

The doctor is out. #grickledoodle #coffee #latte #horror #cafe #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

thom yorke in an elevator holding some grocery bags

if you're seeing this on bluesky this post isn't meant for you i'm testing something

No context

The picture is the ship from Star Fox 64 as depicted in Super Smash Bros The text is "Taylor Swift on her way to the other side of the room"

thats so fu *i am hit with a brick* OWWW WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T DO ANYTHI *i am hit with a brick again* OW OUCH FUCK WHAT WHY