ripple

i hate this fuck ass radiohead creature what am i DOING

Alert - the $25.95 charge was for VBucks on Fortnite May 7, 2019 6:30 PM : the $25.95 charge was for VBucks on Fortnite

In May of 2019, Epstein spent $26 on VBucks

some 1970s kid "dad when can you buy me a baseball"
dad "No worry. ihave solution"
and then he comes back like 96 hours later reeking of sulphur with an egg that was boiled for so long its just a rock
the kid hits the baseball with a bat and the egg shatters into pieces instantly

First day at the new job is over, and it seems I won't be getting the hours I need to cover bills.

So, as I'm looking for a potential second job, if you're looking for a video editor for your short-form content, let's make some videos together!

My DMs are open, or you can shoot me an email.

i think its cool

lemon juicer

i don't feel like it. Juices you

my vibri is DEAD because i HATE HER (a.k.a haven't played the game in years because i lost interest)

a hand holding a block of hardwood with the word "PHONE" in all caps scribbled onto it

i'm Sick of iphone and im Sick of android too
thats why i invented Wood. only costs 1 random piece of scrap wood that happened to be the size of a phone!

an edit of the "Act like a, Look like, Smoke like, Party like" meme albeit the images after each row are: - a screenshot of the Jeopardy IBM Watson game showing Ken Jennings, Watson (shown as a digital avatar on a vertical monitor), and Brad Rutter at their respective podiums - a generic stock image representative of Big Data showing three different cyan, magenta, and yellow lines mixing together into a stream of various rows of little dots - a whole slew of various curves and dots and points - a diagram of an IoT-based "smart city" superimposed over everything is a stretched out version of the IBM Smarter Planet logo (which is a basic representation of Earth showing North America, South America, Africa, and Europe) with five small ticks emanating from the top facing outwards, like a shining lightbulb

ibm in like 2013:
act like a Watson
look like Big Data
smoke like Unstructured Data
party like Internet of Things

something something Smarter Planet. you totally know what these terms mean

50 secs of petting vibri

The Golden Goober!!!

Poorly drawn vibri with a selection of whether the user is interested in this post or not. The mouse is hovered over "Interested."

Vibri standing. She seems a bit confused, with one hand pointing and the other behind her head. The image has an assortment of colors.

Vibri doodle
I like to play with colors and layers

i'm not too fond of my camera either. i hate taking panoramas

a panoramic photo of a home office with beige walls, a white L-shaped desk tucked into the far right, and a small white cabinet tucked under the desk to the left on the desk are (from left to right): Dell Optiplex 790 with a Dell 5:4 monitor, white Microsoft Internet Keyboard, black generic IBM mouse, and an iPod on top of the tower white polycarbonate Late-2006 iMac with a black Microsoft Ergonomic Keyboard, and generic matte grey Dell mouse matte black ThinkPad R51 ThinkPad T420 and 2006 aluminum unibody MacBook Pro in a vertical laptop stand grey 32" Sharp Aquos with an unplugged white Wii with the sensor bar and power block

did i ever show you guys the office. if i did not i did now

Anyways here's some pictures of my dog. Her name is Sapphire. You must say hi to her now or she will be rather upset.

hi sapphire

no i was ranking top. like the best numbers ever

@housetrotter waahhhh i'm an american and i can't do anything about imperialism!! all i can do is eat my corn pop crispies and crispy corn cob pops and popcorn pops and corn syrup crisps and crispy syrupy corn cob crisps and corn cob crispy syrup bombs

google search for "days between may 23 1967 and july 17 1967" showing 55 days

wikipedia screenshot highlighting "After only 48 days on the market, Microsoft discontinued the Kin line on June 30, 2010"

fun? fact: the distance between phil selway's (radiohead drummer) birth and john coltrane's death is exactly 1 week longer than the microsoft kin was sold for

this doesn't imply correlation i just thought it was interesting

hope you get better soon

top 3 numbers:
1. 1 + 5ε
2. 27 + 5i - 32j + 2k
3. 14.7

my boss: "we need to. Reawaken the loblaws artifact;"
me (melting razor blades into a puddle of metal): "we die someday. that's how it is on this bitch of an earth"
i light a cigarette with my blowtorch and it catches my clothing on fire and i die horribly

Lucas (Known as Xx_V1BR1_xX) is a groomer who exchanged nudes with a 14 year old.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

YouTube video by ottaottaottadayo Hikari Kiyama:composer Kentaro Noda:piano 《無実の投獄者2007》

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LIw... this video is so fucking funny im in hysterics

agreeable statement

no idea

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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now

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ragebait is stupid you dont even KNOW my secret trick: sticking your fingers in your ears and going "lalalalalalala i cant hear you!"