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He/Abstra / ENG/ζ—₯本θͺžOK / 19 Certified Cringefailure + 24/7 anxious wreck Owner of @teddyplushiedaily.bsky.social πŸ‘πŸ“ΌπŸ₯© Strawpage: https://moderncryptidcrypt.straw.page/

1,152 Followers  |  190 Following  |  1,303 Posts  |  Joined: 10.10.2024  |  1.9648

Latest posts by moderncryptid4.bsky.social on Bluesky

This is my final push for a bit. No donations.

10.11.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah so several major Ukrainian cities are in a complete blackout right now. 0 generation from thermal plants and 0 idea when the power will be back. Just please don’t forget us

08.11.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2494    πŸ” 709    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 16

"the rise of anti-intellectualism"?

what if i am simply a dumb bitch tho?

08.11.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is TOMORROW!! I am both excited and nervous that the snow is gonna make it a dead market soooo come say hi and alleviate my fears?

08.11.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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hey i don’t usually make posts like these but i see a certain comic artist has made their way here, you might know him from his β€œdaily life of a gay couple” comics, but he made this horribly transphobic comic and threw a temper tantrum when people called him out for it a while back, so look out

03.11.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1132    πŸ” 636    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 51
Four bust sketches of the Medic from Team Fortress 2.

Four bust sketches of the Medic from Team Fortress 2.

#tf2

31.10.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Painted portrait of the Medic from Team Fortress 2.

Painted portrait of the Medic from Team Fortress 2.

(digital) Γ©bauche underpainting practice #tf2

31.10.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in this too!
Get a story with a disaster egg and her slightly herbo butch personal trainer.
And aliens. Everyone's always surprised by the aliens.

04.11.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Slozub" is the noise my dog makes when she's halfway through yawning then decides to lick her lips

Anyways reporting that immediately wtf

05.11.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a bsky account that has stolen Solomon's pfp, the display name is Slozub followed by a sunflower, a trident, and a maple leaf, the account name is waitingwuw.bsky.social

A screenshot of a bsky account that has stolen Solomon's pfp, the display name is Slozub followed by a sunflower, a trident, and a maple leaf, the account name is waitingwuw.bsky.social

hey friends, I have a loser copycat account that blocked me and horribly butchered the spelling of my name, anyway this isn't me!!

05.11.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Watching election returns tonight is making me realize that 2024 was significantly more traumatizing than I realized lol.

Kind of surreal to watch an election where the worst people you know don't win every horrible thing they've ever wanted.

05.11.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

why do i try atp man πŸ’”

01.11.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love when websites have an "unsubscribed by mistake? click here to resubscribe!" button. because someone going "oh shit, no, I want to keep receiving emails about underwear twice a day" is definitely a thing that happens all the time

31.10.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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baby medic eating a whole pear while his parents argue

30.10.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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12 Chilling Books by Transfemmes to Read This Halloween (CW #16) Tales of Nazi censorship, haunted houses, and mushroom cults to keep you up at night.

As the dread day approaches and the spirits begin to stir, now is the perfect time to hunker down with a horror novel! πŸ˜ˆπŸ—‘οΈ

This Halloween, TFR shares twelve chilling tales from transfemme authors to match the mood πŸ–€

A handcrafted rec list with a scariness rating for each book.

#halloween #horror

29.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 8

penis evaluation is coming up. hope youre ready

29.10.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

I don't mind it but like, it doesn't even taste like meat, also the texture is a bit icky
Meat should not be that crumbly and dry

30.10.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spooky month couple goals

29.10.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1187    πŸ” 215    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4
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Pay Devyn Kennedy using PayPal.Me Go to paypal.me/devyntheauthor and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

650 left to make sure my family and I make rent and can afford to eat. Please keep sharing so we can get the help we need before the 5th.

www.paypal.me/devyntheauthor

30.10.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

obsessed with being called out for being performative.. someone call me out for performatively drawing in the subway i need it like air

30.10.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My biggest pet peeve is when mlm lit shows a character is gay by having him think pussy is gross

It will make me go from giving a book grace to being it's #1 hater

30.10.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

teaser for Emesis Red

28.10.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Animator's barely disguised fetish /j

29.10.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Giving this a mid day boost.

28.10.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The computer at work is not sending our orders to the suppliers melts into a puddle

29.10.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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my pumkin
he is everything

27.10.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 11661    πŸ” 2683    πŸ’¬ 175    πŸ“Œ 65

This sounds like a great sitcom

27.10.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Accidentally found family between a dom lesbian who calls themself mommy (or daddy) and an oblivious asexual girl who thinks she got adopted.

27.10.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Made some traction on this. Thank you.

238 is where we sit right now. Let's keep it moving and hit 350 tonight.

26.10.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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