Sassafras

Columbo: "Boy, aren't you impressive! The whole town knows you're a genius detective huh? That's... that's just terrific"

Encyclopedia Brown: "I know you're condescending to me"

Columbo: "Whoa, that's a big word! I tell ya, so smart this kid"

*pressing Up-Right so hard I sprain my thumb*

The Qunari have strange traditions 🪨💦
Iron Bull from DA: Inquisition ⚔️

watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily

POSTING ONLINE THAT I LIKE THE COLOR YELLOW AND THEN GETTING POUNDED BY THOUSANDS OF ANGRY COMMENTS ABOUT HOW I SAID I HATE BLUE FROM USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR, LOCUS AWARD WINNER AUDIE AWARD WINNER, LIBBY AWARD WINNER, GOODREADS AWARD NOMINEE BRAM STOKER AWARD NOMINEE AND TWO TIME HUGO AWARD FINALIST CHUCK TINGLE

EATEN RIGHT BY THE LESBIAN CACTUS IN MY WATER EFFICIENT DROUGHT TOLERANT LANDSCAPING FROM USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR AUDIE AWARD WINNER, LIBBY AWARD WINNER, AND DRAGON AWARD WINNER CHUCK TINGLE

Oh no, his output has diminished but he’s still pounding away at the butt mines. These two are from August and September

Indigenous Peoples’ Day

That’s going to be a tough sell for Ms. Jewish Space Lasers

Something mad is coming soon...~

#SaveSpeech

KOSA has amassed more cosponsors recently, jumping from 42 to 60 total

You need to call your reps and DEMAND that they oppose this legislation ASAP

The link below contains more info about KOSA and an easy way to contact your reps
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...

Please call DAILY

When I was homeless in 2019, the Salvation Army shelter refused to give me a bed (even though they were available), because I was on immunosuppressant meds and they didn’t want to be responsible or liable if I got more sick or died on premises. They’d rather I die on the street.

Rei in the hospital bed: *dispassionately scromits*

People will try to excuse/defend the chuds by saying they've just watched too much porn but I'm a dyke who watches porn all the time and don't have this problem. Chuds do this because forcing every woman into their ideal sex doll aesthetic is the power fantasy.

Because it needs to be said:

The Salvation Army does not exist to save you

The Salvation Army exists to convert you

And if they cannot convert you, they will not lift a finger to save you

Do not support those whose “charity“ comes with conditions

They can't enjoy media like they used to, not like in the old days when games were just games and were wonderful and wholesome and yeah, of course they were.

Shit was great then because you didn't have some Youtube screaming head telling you it's all WOKE DEI AGENDA SWEET BABY BE ANGRY BE ANGRY!!!!

First of all, a great thread.

Secondly, this is exactly why I despise the Culture War: it's *anti*-Art. There's this hyper-fixation on content over context, where you get annoying trends of chuds wanting *every* female character to be a big tiddy waifu, even when it makes absolutely no sense.

Children Of The Corn John Franklin GIF Alt: Isaac from Children Of The Corn glaring barronly

That’s what he looks like now, eh?

About to do a move called “the lasagna mudslide”

Quints journal from “Jaws”: “this shark had eyes like a dolls eyes and legs that went all the way up to here…”

its wild how across time, space, and culture we keep finding trans people describing having nearly the exact same experiences trans people have today and academics will bend over backwards to explain why they cannot be trans and how its actually offensive and degrading to even suggest that

EXIT 23 Shartlesville 2 MILES

So this is where all you assholes live

Bootleggirl on twitter writes: "I still dislike the Star Wars sequels but I can't no longer fault them for running with the premise of "20 years after fascism, same fascism again, but stupider" bc I just lived through that.

you know what fair

Hey Minnesota: ICE is now on the ground in NE Minneapolis. See thread. Stay alert everyone!

リング (Ring, 1998)

This means if you're in the UK and haven't signed this yet, please do. At 100k signatures they have to discuss it again.

Literally the least you can do!!

How do I explain to offline people that my favorite Japanese mascot said "we can only be liberated from queer oppression if we are truly seen as human" and then started wielding fireworks like a rocket launcher on the side of a mountain without sounding like I've totally lost it?

Chiitan forever

Because they only go on about how great the “white race” is, because individually they’re loser dipshits and have nothing personal to be proud of. They have to make their whiteness or their maleness a badge of honor because they’ve earned no honor of their own.

No one is showing you pictures of the homeless woman that was burned alive and saying we need to enact harsh legislation to ensure it doesn't happen again, but they're doing it with the Ukrainian refugee.

Her name was Debrina Kawam and she was just like you when she was housed.

Here is number 8 (Mukava manaaja/Nice exorcist) for the drawing challenge! #perjantaipaja #perjantaipajavinkkaa #sarjakuu #sarjakuu2025
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