Sassafras

Happy birthday!!! 🎁🎈🎊🎂🎉🐭

you should buy this instead of that transphobic potterslop. Sourcery and the Color of Magic -alone- clear literally everything J. Cunt Rowling has ever shit onto a page and it's not even close

There was a blurb at the bottom of the page where Newsweek calls themselves “The Courageous Center” and assuring that they don’t just both-sides everything . Right after an article that demonizes a woman for encouraging teens to exercise their rights

Hey @fartsjohnson.bsky.social if you haven’t seen this yet, you NEED to.

It’s can art

Yall, please INTERNALIZE this rebuttal to "biden bwokered a ceasefire and twump didnt honor it 😭"

cover of POUNDED BY THE REALIZATION THAT CHUCK TINGLES EROTIC WORKS ARE A SINGULAR PIECE OF ART THAT SKEWERS CONSERVATIVE FEARS OF MORAL DECAY BY REPURPOSING THEM AS THE PROMISE OF A SEX-POSITIVE UTOPIA featuring shirtless bud on the left and a chuck tingle book on the right they are trotting in a gallery of tinglers

the comments section after one of my posts about art goes viral

He looks like if Dave Coulier’s skin was being worn by that roach alien from MIB

Now that I've completed Lies of P and the DLC, I have a brief clip prepared to summarize my feelings.

Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

Just now learning that some people piss out of a pisshole instead of scraping frost from their cloaca with their toilet claw

YouTube video by Dylan And The Moon Yellow - Coldplay (Transgender Duet With My Past Self)

youtu.be/ojSmc7s1rgU?...

It’s been awful to have the worst people in the world in Minnesota all this time. And while it doesn’t make up for all the suffering and destruction they’ve caused, I’m so grateful that they’ve been answered by the best people in the world.

A core tenet of conservative ideology is that children are mindless blank slates with no thoughts or agency. Literally anything a child does that a conservative dislikes MUST have been put there by a villainous adult

They call him Pistol Pete for a reason

We don’t need the files to know the Clintons are creeps

this is why we don’t comply in advance.

relatedly, this is why i am irate at every children’s hospital that cancelled their gender affirming care programs without a fight. when you have the law and the facts on your side you especially have to fight back.

Blaidd

if you’re not a creative i think you likely don’t know how much almost all of us in the US are constantly struggling

or how much MORE GREAT ART you would get if most of us weren’t constantly worried about not being able to eat or pay the bills

imagine valuing art and artists!

IMAGINE

She’ll be too uncomfortable to try and engage me in conversation and that’s just what I want

Culture war in retreat. This probably could’ve happened months ago if so many schools didn’t immediately fold. Keep fighting.

You can completely uninstall/disable copilot on Windows. Your system and local search will run faster afterward. www.howtogeek.com/how-to-rip-o...

Is she sad or does she want to watch more? 🤭

Magical realism

Did this today and figured it's not a bad idea to give everyone a reminder

Dracula: “wouldn’t it be so weird if I went to bite you and we kissed instead?”

Harker: “no? Why would that be weird?”

Dracula: “oh my god so weird so weird. Like unless you want to tho”

Harker: “I feel like you want to”

Dracula: “lol NO! No bro that’s like gay and stuff”