Abbyyy

Detroit red wings hockey game on tv

Shoot the damn puck, my god

#LGRW

Sunrise over southern Utah

Sunrise over southern Utah

Sunrise over southern Utah

Chased the sunrise this morning, 10/10 was exactly what I needed

A meme of J (with an emoji over his face) with the text “have you heard of the the diddle dwarfs?”

Happening now in the group chat: we are absolutely dying over this cursed photo of J used as a meme with multiple typos 😂

Me: We all needed a cream pie break.
K: Put that on a t-shirt.
Me: It’s going on bluesky; close enough.

J: We’re gonna help the diddle dwarves or whatever they’re called.

J: Can you Lay Hands on me if I touch it?
Me: I don’t think that’ll help heal your hands if the lava burned them off!
DM: Put your penis in it.

J: I’m gonna tongue this lava monster.

K: Will he come back as Gideon the White?
J: I like the idea of him coming back as Gideon the White when there’s no Gideon the Grey.

Doug doubledoor 🤘🏻

J: Sometimes I wish I were evil.

J: Where’s the pile where they did the dookie?
DM: You’re assuming they only did one.

A: I mean, Bunni Munni does have a thing for doors.

DM: Okay, let’s skip the crotch-rot for now.

K: I want [J] to reach in the hole.
J: What! It’s like a human-sized hole!

J: Does it look like it’s going to collapse?
DM: It doesn’t look like it’ll collapse right now.
J: I don’t like that sentence from a DM.

K: Something tells me my employers are probably not following Abby’s bluesky.

K: I went to Three Rivers and took a big ass desk apart.
Me: I thought you were gonna say “big ass shit.”
K: Well actually, I did that too.

#DNDItsDynamiteS2

J: I’m not smart when I’m making my sandwiches!

Lore drop: Bunni Munni invented the Hamster Dance.

K: One in The Pink and one in the Green Tent Games.

Me: I’ll sniff A’s clothes and report back.

DM: Do you ever miss someone so you sniff their clothes?

Me: I am the stink that’s next to The Pink.

J: I use my power of creation to make an Uncrustable.

Me: I look up and see DM deep-throating his mic.
J: If I didn’t have teeth, I could take this thing.
DM: When I’m a senior citizen, I’m going to give amazing blow jobs.

#DNDItsDynamiteS2

J: I am going to become Big Pharma.

J: How do people get off [this planet]?
Me: Jorking the peener.

J: I message either A or K.
A: Don’t message me; I’m concentrating.
J: I don’t know that.
Me: You get a busy tone when you try to message him.

DM: You learn something new about the sea: Sometimes there’s a big ass wave.

J: Are you gonna do P or should I?
*P joins the chat*
*all of us lose our shit*