kate french-morris

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

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Pls, PRs, I beg you, stop sending emails with enormous image files

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Adding tequila to my electrolytes is my most Gemini trait

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As an asthmatic I find Starburster deeply triggering

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No greater feeling than exiting an overly air-conditioned freezing supermarket into the warm air

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Enjoy it, our brief time. Soon enough it’ll be back to nine months of grey and the other team will be posting ‘thank the Lord, all semblance of cheer has vanished from the air again’.

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Glastonbury Schmastonbury

(I still don’t have a ticket)

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I loved Blue Jean and its Italo disco-adjacent soundtrack

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Tube station announcer just said, “there is no need to conjugate at one end of the platform”

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Same old male faces reviewing Springsteen, I see. God forbid a young woman should ever write about him.

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Aged well

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Teenage girlhood lasts a lifetime. When you turn 13 you become a teenage girl for the rest of your life.

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And I'm thinking about home, and all that that means “Always make the bed first.”

Last week I wrote about home and all that that means in London in 2025

katefm.substack.com/p/and-im-thi...

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