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This is a woman who believes she deserves nothing good in life, and she’s probably right

The most revealing thing about Whitney is that, in her self-titled star vehicle TV show, she cast Chris D’Elia as her boyfriend

there is one party called 'the labor party' in english, it is in australia, and it's called that because a US con man immigrated there to die of tuberculosis after being a fake church to scam the texas government didn't pan out. he lived and got elected railing against big titty barmaids

People gotta fuckin stop doin this. I won't vote for Gavin Newsom. Gavin Newsom will lose. I'm saying it now so y'all have time to listen, tho you never do. But nah I ain't voting for diet fascism just because he has a D. Candidates have to do what we want to get elected, there's no fealty here.

One lesson from the Epstein–Mandelson affair is that we need to stop routinely rehabilitating political careers after serious scandals.

When politicians knowingly engage in grave ethical wrongdoing, that should permanently end their political careers. Being "talented" should not override that.

"why are you always shitting on dems instead of the guys actually doing this" when the firemen sit around with their dicks out watching my house burn down I don't go yell at the fire!!!

I really like this version of the clip because you can hear people doing the barks (people bark like a dog for Brody, it's a thing), what sounds like some "A-E-Dub" chants (AEW fans do that when it's a matchup they really want to see) but then everybody coalesces on "FUCK ICE"

Counterpoint: autistic people who hate AI have been using MS Paint even harder out of spite

Brody King is the man of the moment. Blasting his nazi killer hardcore song for his promo, getting the fuck ICE chants, choking out MJF in seconds... beast

Oh look, exactly what we said was going to happen when Schumer caved on the shutdown

My actual job description is activist and here’s what I tell people in despair all the time: do not underestimate how much harm you can prevent by being just a little bit annoying.

my favorite part of every bluesky fuckup is when their official accounts try to riff their way out of the hole they dug

BIRD 1: scissors

BIRD 2: scissors

ME: stone

I have now watched the new Muppet Show and I think there should be 50,000 more episodes

The 2% who downvoted the audience score for #TheMuppetShow

HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON’T LIKE YOUR DRAGON

That’s right folks. Kamala Harris has not only found, but captured and killed, the legendary ape man known as Bigfoot

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star A Television!

I’ve been using the CIA World Factbook online since I was a little kid. What a stupid, pointless desecration.

*taps the sign*

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

[Idiot voice] Yeah, sure, the main party on the right wing got replaced by a more extreme one, but that doesn’t mean it’s possible on the left

Like yes it’s a “challenging time for journalism” because you fucking did it you goofball. A football team doesn’t get to throw 10 interceptions and then fire the guy making hotdogs because the team is bad.

This pales in effectiveness to my strategy, "hope Supreme Court justice simply dies at the right time"

The good news, however, is that we can literally just reply with "OK Epstein" now, and I suspect that it's likely to actually work. Might take a few years though, but while obviously that's not good enough and will lead to a lot of people dying before change happens, it is something.

Abolish multiplayer shooters. Make everybody play racing and fighting games like God intended

Update: In the past week we've learned ICE has secured property to build human warehouses in Merrimack, NH and Williamsport, MD *as well as* Surprise, AZ; Upper Bern, PA; and Tremont, PA.

Facts that bear repeating.

The media and Dems are out to pacify people while the Fascists have not slowed down. Withdrawing 700 of thousands is a ploy and shuffle, as is “ending” the operation on paper.

I would think that the UK, with its long and rich history of both sketch shows and comedic TV generally, wouldn’t need to import American shows like SNL