Connor

the nfl is a marketing behemoth, they rarely miss.

team owners otoh

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

a blue pikmin with the text "i'm fag?"

american idiot, verse 2:

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

Meanwhile, Ring rolls out a feature where someone can upload a picture of a dog (or, presumably, a person) and find them through everyone's personal front-door surveillance network.

I can't be the only one who sees a serious problem brewing.

This was the biggest pop of the night for my watch party in Bushwick. The room recognized her faster than they did Lady Gaga.

no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita

fellow engineers,

you really need to start asking yourself some questions when building something:

1. how will the police use what i'm making?
2. what kinds of people are the police going to use it against?
3. how many people will be harmed in silence before we find out?

There’s a petition to Mamdani calling for clean indoor air in schools. Sign and contact the mayor’s office!

It’s more focused on reducing pollution and using green energy but it also includes mention of reducing airborne illnesses. A win for everyone.
www.nyclimateworks.org/green-health...

ITALIANS ARE LATINO!

isn’t a world that gives us that half time show so much better than whatever the worst people alive are offering as an alternative

Researchers estimate that the life expectancy for people forced to work in cane fields was mid 20s.

They were slaughterhouses. Being sent to one was functionally a death sentence.

Probably the 5 most common place name etymology in USA in no particular order :
Place in England
Some guy’s name
Corruption of a Native place name or word
Something French
Something Spanish

The kind that likes Gen4, Mystery Dungeon, and Water-type birds

If you were to run down a list of all the things distinctive about the United States in contrast to Old World Europe, most of it is stuff we instead have in common with Latin America. That's not some woke novelty, it's a deeply embedded centuries-old aspect of our culture and national identity.

Yeah this acid is bunk, we got robbed, I’m going ho—

This flag with the lighter blue field, commonly associated with the flag flown at El Grito de Lares (independence rebellion against Spain)

This flag was outlawed under the US Gag Laws in the early years of the occupation.

Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.

I'll never forget when the Giants picked a mediocre at best (at the time) QB over a future Super Bowl winning running back, only to cut said QB midway through the same season said running back won the Super Bowl on a division rival.

Bad franchises stay bad. A tale as old as time.

Boosie has been free for several years now and all he’s done is be homophobic and annoy people

In case you missed the moment.

Art is powerful

Screenwriter Chris Morgan: In Fast & Furious 7 I wrote about the God’s Eye device - able to connect to any camera in the world- as a cautionary tale

Jeff Bezos: At long last we have created the evil God’s Eye device that almost kills the whole Toretto family in Fast & Furious 7

Perfectly competent Cadillac F1 car. Bad premise for a design, boring colors, pretty good execution. Either side would be better than asymmetric, but it’s fine asymmetric, too.

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

so alexa will kill you horrifically? was that the gist?

National Lampoon cover with the text if you don't buy ring we'll kill the dog

That Ring ad

Ring, your neighborhood surveillance that’s not at all being used by all the wrong people to watch you

PSYDUCK NATION STAND UP

No, that was the real him