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Jim Nielsen

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πŸ‘€ designer, developer, writer ❀️ lover of food & websites 🍷 icon-noisseur iosicongallery.com 🐘 https://mastodon.social/@jimniels πŸ“ https://blog.jim-nielsen.com πŸ”— https://notes.jim-nielsen.com

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Does the official "authorized reseller" website for your kids' trampoline use table-based layouts?

Mine does.

www.sportspowertrampolineparts.com

05.08.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm imagining it's 2005 and somebody from 2025 has time traveled to tell me that the US Transportation Secretary, a former television host, is announcing a nuclear reactor on moon.

idk if I could wrap my brain around that

transportation sec.? tv host? nukes on moon? come again?

04.08.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How we built Bluey’s world: tales from original series art director, Catriona Drummond Catriona walks us through the creation of the beloved cartoon’s scenery and backgrounds, from its dollhouse proportions and subtle doggy details, to its distinctly Brisbanite atmosphere.

I love looking behind-the-scenes of animation. And this time it's Bluey which is near and dear to my heart.

www.itsnicethat.com/features/how...

More here: goodsniff.substack.com

04.08.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too.

I can already envision myself in these meetingsβ€”β€œOk, so explain this to me again one more time?” [zoom call groans]

04.08.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Organic, Free-Range Thoughtsℒ️

04.08.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of smileycat.com on May 02, 2004

Screenshot of smileycat.com on May 02, 2004

smileycat.com on May 02, 2004
https://web.archive.org/web/20040502111211if_/http://www.smileycat.com:80/miaow/archives/000044.html

04.08.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A modest proposal for new holidays to manage your digital life The cost of being online is getting too damn high and I’m tired of pretending it’s possible to fit these tasks into a normal life. That’s why I’d like to share a modest proposal for a new set of holid...

πŸ“ I am proposing 12 new holidays to help manage our digital lives. daverupert.com/2025/08/digi...

04.08.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Also: β€œall this shit requires long term maintenance” is a phrase I want to leave as a footnote to every single PR I open on GitHub

04.08.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was supportive of this until you called Thanksgiving a B-tier holiday. How dare you.

04.08.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Few Things About the Anchor Element’s href You Might Not Have Known Writing about the big beautiful mess that is making things for the world wide web.

πŸ“ Do you know how these will resolve?

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Come on a journey with me

blog.jim-nielsen.com/2025/href-va...

04.08.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now we weave nightmares by vibing

03.08.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg. You get it.

03.08.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe this is what Jonny / Sam are working on…

02.08.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has AI solved printers?

Any startups out there looking to make a printer that works?

Would love to see something that you can 1) plug it in, 2) press print, and 3) printer prints.

02.08.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The hardest problems in computer science are cache invalidation and printers

02.08.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 1

looked up the clip just because sometimes people change his words for captions that end up innocently reshared, but upon finding it decided to share the video because hearing him say it makes it 1000% more definitely true and everyone will listen/believe more than reading it written out

27.03.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8426    πŸ” 3679    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 112

"Dad's trust only lays out who gets his websites and GitHub account. There's nothing in here about his bank account or real estate holdings..."

01.08.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol I think about this sometimes as I watch family go through the inheritance process

"anybody want grandma's old hope chest? ANYONE? PLZ SOMEONE TAKE IT"

that'll be my kids, "anybody wanna deal with dad's websites? ANYONE?!?"

01.08.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Poster of the movie "YES MAN" with Jim Carrey, except his face is superimposed with a logo of OpenAI and his name has been erased so it says "OpenAI

Poster of the movie "YES MAN" with Jim Carrey, except his face is superimposed with a logo of OpenAI and his name has been erased so it says "OpenAI

Have you seen the latest movie this summer? AI is starring as itself in "YES MAN"

01.08.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
GitDownloads

although the versioning doesn't quite match up, this one's been going for 4+ decades.

www.npmjs.com/package/zach...

01.08.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why have your website be the color of a cool sports when it could be the color of that tie dye shirt you got at the county fair?

(I was gonna dev-tools Dave's website to be like Ferrari red, but when I went to it I thought "this is better")

01.08.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jim gets it.

30.07.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Picking fonts is a lifetime exercise, ya know?

30.07.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIn war, everyone loses”

Being left behind in a war doesn’t sound so bad to me.

30.07.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

…and an accompanying syntax+plugin for markdown

29.07.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only acceptable content archive looks like this:

- How I rebuilt my site on Wordpress (2009)
- How I rebuilt my site on Jekyll (2013)
- How I rebuilt my site with React (2015)
- How I rebuilt my site on Gatsby (2017)
- How I rebuilt my site on Next.js (2019)
- How AI rebuilt my website (2025)

28.07.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that’s a great one. Server-side functionality is a slippery slope to server management which leads to β€œinfra” lol

28.07.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On the HTML front: nothing.
On the JS front: everything.

28.07.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, our friend infra. It deserves its own post!

28.07.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How to Make Websites That Will Require Lots of Your Time and Energy Writing about the big beautiful mess that is making things for the world wide web.

πŸ“ If you’re wondering how to make websites that will require lots of your time and energy, I have some suggestions based on personal experience.

blog.jim-nielsen.com/2025/how-to-...

28.07.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

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