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4 photos. One is of a mostly eaten pecan pie, the other three are of a very large fluffy white dog who is absolutely delighted with her choices

Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!

its right behind you dumbass

How do I doubly unlike a post?

Meme showing six logical operators illustrated with jack-o'-lantern images. trick OR treat trick AND treat trick XOR treat trick NOR treat trick NAND treat trick XNOR treat

I'm so mad that this was actually just Saruman what the fuck this was supposed to be an off-brand wizard

Ten games to get to know me. Hopping on this trend as an excuse to talk about Monster Hunter or La Mulana

me enjoying a internet web content post

Two lockers displaying the words "Queens dress" on one and "knight" in cool letters and "maid" in sunny letters on the other locker adjacent.

Ah yes, the two genders

Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You

hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a waddle dee from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

a witch holding a candle saying if you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.

annual PSA

Eat a burger, drink a liquid IV, and take a long nap

🎃

Small Mario: "Please don't let me die... If I get hit, I'll perish right away!" Super Mario: "Do NOT let him take damage. He can still become strong like me, if you nurture his growth." Caption: Guide Him To A Powerup ~In his World of Coins and Blocks, You are his only Hope~

sans

Holy-

Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania

Photo of a missing slice of cheesecake that looks like a cheesecake hull floating in a deep blue ocean. The "ocean" is actually the blueberry topping on the large cheesecake that we don't see completely.

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

Get yourself a girl who's EDC is an entire pizza

She grows grass on her time off (don't ask her what kind), and her recommendation is the weed pizza

Game: 007: Agent Under Fire (2002, GC)
TAS Author: alec_kermit
Source: tasvideos.org/3170M