Juju

I'm surprised he's not saluting the camera man. 💜😐🌾 bs"d

Percy: how the hell did she make water just APPEAR like that?? Oh wait, her name is "Miryam"
💜😏🌾bs"d
#kitten #cats #SirPercival #torah

He should just do us all a favor and not leave his state. 💜😐 bs"d

Something tells me that he won't be doing much traveling outside eretz Yisrael anytime soon. 💜😐 bs"d

No way in hell will New Yorkers let this happen.. my family is Brooklyn, i know what I'm talking 'bout! 💜🌾 bs"d

13 is definitely not his lucky number. 😐

Oh, so you're friends with my Percy? 💜😐 bs"d

They're "love bites" -- just make sure you have some Neosporin ❤️‍🩹🙄

Honestly, i don't think he was thinking about anything *at all* 🙄

If food prices "naturally" increase, then my social security should be increasing as well.. I get $1,034 per month, my weekly budget for food is $25... i eat like a Dicken's pauper.. 2 meals a day of plain rice/beans, and I am expected to clench my teeth and say"thank you, sir, can I have another" 💔

a man in a blue sweater stands in front of a swr3 sign ALT: a man in a blue sweater stands in front of a swr3 sign

Ahm a model, you know wot ah mean, an' ah do my turn on duh CAT-WALK!

I'm a postmenopausal widow -- i think about sex once every 7 *months* (if they're lucky)... i would much rather think of chocolate, red wine, and my cat "Sir Percival" 💜👵🐈‍⬛🌾 bs"d

Thank you for being so kind to me. 💞😊🍂bs"d

Baruch Hashem 💜🌾

Baruch Hashem 💜🌾

Stuff it in yer hookah, Bibi 💜😂

i spent over a decade hardly being looked at or spoken "with", & now i have this tiny boy who is acting like i am the center of his Universe; he constantly wants to kiss me, & prefers to sleep while touching me... I am starting to believe that I do deserve to be loved. 💜🌾bs"d
#kitty #cats #Percival

QUESTION: are you attempting yoga-PT, or are you a slowly-morphing jungle gym for that furry, dark, little monster?
ANSWER: 6 of one; half doz. of the other.
💜😐🌾bs"d
#kitty #cats

I just invented a new sleep-alarm, called "kitten attacking face".. it's perfect because it would never wake your spouse -- unless you scream "JEEZUS KRAIST!" too loudly. 💜😑🐈‍⬛🌾 bs"d
#kitty #cats

Baruch Hashem 💜🌾

Baruch Hashem 💜🌾

Baruch Hashem 💜🌾

Baruch Hashem 💜🌾

Baruch Hashem 💜🌾

Baruch Hashem 💜🌾

Baruch Hashem 💜🌾

Baruch Hashem 💜🌾

Baruch Hashem 💜🌾

It's okay, sweetheart, i understood your intent. 💜🌾 bs"d