the brain should have a ribcage

there’s an episode of myth busters where barack obama gives them a myth to bust and on the same one they test if hellboy’s fist could actually flip a car over

i’m about to go see the new naked gun and if weird al isn’t in it i’m going to do something to seth macfarlane

found this while i was moving

i started watching the pup tiny desk and after 60 seconds got an ad that wouldn’t load so i just. couldn’t watch the video anymore. it feels like everything is like this now

i have watched a lot of videos of people eating shit so i feel confident in saying this is an instant classic

rest in piss, hulk hogan, you racist megalomaniacal unwatchable sack of shit, i hope satan does the five moves of doom on your ass for eternity

FUCK THE HULK HOGAN

"I'M A FREAK OF THE UNIVERSE."

Gully Foyle from The Stars My Destination by Alfred Bester.

Froggy bow jones, the greatest blues musician of all time

adam sandler was on jeopardy today

expending a level six spell slot to get janine a job

FRAGILE BODY
FRAGILE EGO
NARROW URETHRA
DIMINISHED GLUTES

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the beast mortos is a bionicle

space harrier is cool

stupidest country in the world

working on a weird al type parody about ebeneezer scrooge called “miserly business”

The conservative movement is lying about basically every empirical "debate" of our time, from climate change to voter fraud to vaccines. Why is it so impossible for reactionary centrists to contemplate the possibility they're lying about trans healthcare too?

SWERY please be prepared for SEATAC it is the worst airport i’ve ever been in

accusations of not putting people over are craaaaaaazy. woman brings the best out of everyone she works with

everyone is wrong about mercedes except me and my friends

tonight, Wrestling is great

you know there’s just one thing that’s bugging me I - I notice these little things. The victim - claimed to sell top shelf, iced out nugs; that sort of thing. But when we searched the victims possessions, well: Well we only found mids, a a bag of shake at best sir. Do you see what I’m getting at?

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at the dentist office rn. hoping they can do something. my mouth feels like it's burning. please please please help if you can. it's pride, help a twoc survive it.
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A big drawing of a slot machine with text above it that says "Come Try Your Hand At The Wheel Of Meat!" From the coin tray of the slot machine, a big pile of what looks like intestines are spilling out. Small boxes off to the side show the process happening, going from an empty tray to a tray overrun with intestines, accompanied by the words "win or lose the meat keeps going! Nothing will stop the meat!" Big text near the bottom says "The meat never stops coming out of it! Try all you want! It just keeps going!"

wheel of meat

we were just having a discussion about lance archer being rocky romero’s dance mom

generational

huge