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The clear cut number 2.

And it’s just good wrestlers having matches because to decide who gets a title shot

As a guy that is willing to admit when I’m wrong I am cautiously optimistic about the long break between aew ppvs. It’s been good and they have a lot of irons in the fire so it seems like they might be able to pull it off without getting repetitive. The storytelling is so simple and I love that

I liked Caught Stealing quite a bit

Joe Rogan has to be the dumbest motherfucker in the world. When Andrew Schultz comes off as smarter than you you are medically stupid

I’ll be a starter in the woke bowl. I’m gonna announce that I’m heterosexual and then I’m gonna suck on a penis at the 50 yard line

Tommy Tuberville yearns for the day when they had a jet pack man fly around for like 3 minutes at the Super Bowl, that’s when everyone hated woke

Every word of this post was a battle with autocorrect that I ended up losing in the end

I love Christian guys who are like “I don’t whack my pud. I refuse to cum until my wife strokes my little pee pee exactly 1 time on our honeymoon”

As a prominent leftist I am playing in the woke bowl. It’s like a roast barrel but you have to say the wokest thing. I plan to hit them hard with feminism

Holy Boyz coming soon, Tom and I covered

Pastor Greg Locke
The insanely unsettling and weird looking Todd White
A weird collection of guys of different ages saying that aren’t even interested in porno.

Should be on the Hotwife tier this weekend

I fear that this will lead them to believe that people like it when they don’t do anything

I’m a big grown up man, I bought new glasses for my apartment and new knifes. I think I might even get some plates soon

Wil Wheaton is the bull that all of these vote cucks need to fuck* their wife**

*vote
**for Kamala Harris

To the guy in the front row dressed as Jesus with “funny signs”: I hate you

I will KMS if he hired Johnny Gargano

Hitting the Triple H and Shawn Michaels cosplay guy is not something I woulda done

Why Tony?

Do you know what would make this title chase story really good? Bringing back the rankings

I have to keep reminding myself that basically all of this shit is illegal so there isn’t a regulation that they can be compelled to follow

Chuck Schumer: what if we asked them to be less racist?

there are journalists and analysts that I think are really good at covering it and I think it is totally unnecessary to have the actual workers and promotions telling us how it’s done

I don’t know if I have faith in them getting it done but I think that these guys really don’t want us to know who they are

The undertaker, an undead zombie man that rides a motorcycle and listens to limp bizkit is probably not the best messenger though

I really would like to see what sort of domino effect happens if they actually make them take the masks off

My new bumper sticker idea is: I don’t call 9-1-1, I pretend to not see whatever the problem is

Truly painful for me to agree with this dipshit and I don’t think it is just a wwe problem

This is why it is taking so long for the orders to get to people

I think I said this on the bonus or on the stream this week but I was talking to my good friend Tom Sexton and he said “I wonder which distiller tears of the left is coming from” and my theory is that they don’t know yet because they didn’t secure one before it went on sale

Rob Schneider’s wife left him because she is embarrassed about how badly the roll out of Tears of the Left Whiskey has been