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Jon Moxley is telling one of the best stories in modern wrestling this year. It’s really cool to see a pro wrestling story play out and have it be about winning and losing matches

Maybe Mox is WOTY

That collision main event was fucking awesome

Tony Khan must think that Jack Perry will have a good match someday

That makes it feel better lol

I audibly just said “nooo” when Darby said “Jack Perry” like someone punched me

It’s wrong imo

Scary grinch

It’s pretty scary, I wish people wouldn’t talk about it

Just learned about something called “Krampus” it’s wild, I think it’s evil Santa as far as I can tell

People chanting for lethal makes me feel like I’m on another planet

Jay Lethal just got an absurd pop. Not sure what’s going on

He has the same insanely badly dyed goatee and I’m wondering if that’s part of the costume or just his regular facial hair

I am

There is a guy at collision that is in undertaker cosplay and I can’t be mad at him because he looks exactly like the undertaker so he doesn’t really have another option

What could possibly be convincing this freak that he’s masculine?

I’m finally gonna get my Jonathan Davis dreads

I have some idea of where to start

I will read this entire book on the $50 Bryan Does Accents tier of the Patreon

What a read lol

It’s a shame I didn’t get an ai pitch for this guy in my inbox

I’m walking, I rarely drive

I saw some people complaining about the price but I don’t think it was funny. It’s been a few weeks since I did the episode

Recording it made me want Taco Bell

He was already driving on a flat before he turned on to the on-ramp.

Just saw a guy get on the freeway with a flat tire. Wouldn’t mind seeing how that plays out

That’s definitely what i was thinking because some of these look too heavy to hold with one hand

I’m working on another nice guy episode like Bird Guys or Metal Detector Guys, I’m doing fishing guys and, either they have figured out some sort of camera angle to make the fish they caught look huge or guys are out there catching impossibly huge fish

It’s so cool when someone lets you know that there is someone online that hates you and thinks you’re a creep because it’s literally all you will think about for days!!

At first I thought she was saying that because she has a BP credit card but I don’t think that’s the case because she probably woulda said “oh I’m using a BP credit card” instead of “I’ve never used a speedway”