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It’s the funniest way to deal with haters

Found a video of a preacher saying he was gonna address a controversy and the video starts with “I’ll only give this 5 minute of my time because these people aren’t worth it” and the video is 38 minutes long

Love it when a preacher says something like “let the devil know you are busy, you’re busy on the Christian phone with god”

Seeing the Fartologists leg and then his face is one of my great joys

For those who listen to guys and forget this is the guy who kept a woman from meeting Wang Chung because she didn’t know who he was

Yep

One of my favorite things is when people see one of our characters for the first time because they only do the audio podcasts and they end up looking crazier than they imagined

I can’t even hear the word if my pastor is wearing a suit but put him in a normal outfit like this and hallelujah

This is what a pastor should look like

Yeah. We found him like 2 years ago and I think he’s hit his ceiling

He looks better here than he did for a period of time but this is definitely his look

Prepping a Holy Boyz for the Hotwife tier

Here’s another James Bond thought, in every movie he has sex with a woman and she changes her allegiance. Imagine how many lives could be saved if he was Bisexual.

I’m almost done with the Roger Moore movies and I’m gonna miss him

I laughed out loud when he went Tarzan mode

James Bond hiding behind a fat guy made me wonder how many spies have hidden behind me

Wil Wheaton: Maybe we can keep funding this genocide indefinitely so that I don’t have to worry about politics and can go back to saying “remember that Nintendo game”

Wil Wheaton sees Palestinians being massacred and thinks “hey let’s keep this under our hats.”

A woman almost shows her pussy in the first 5 minutes. FYI. Now if I made it I woulda had them show her pussy but what do I know

They really named a movie octopussy.

If I was James Bond I would not put up with the way Q talks down to him. I’d fuck him up

I’m Swiss Charlie

My Lebanese friend voted for Trump

Insane reaction to that post

Methinks my Lebanese friend would like a word.

Cigar Jack Smalls is too busy calling people in ICE to talk to Wil

They aren’t serious. They don’t want to build anything they just want to go back to when all of this stuff was still happening but they weren’t paying attention

What was ICE supposed to do? Some crust punk didn’t vote so they had to go full Nazi.

It’s some guy that didn’t vote’s fault that ICE just killed a guy. ICE, you’re officially off the hook!