YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! Jack Doherty FINALLY got arrested earlier today. Took long enough!!! It’s sort of like an early 27th birthday present for me (since I turn 27 on November 26 this month), I guess haha. WOOO!!!!!

rude off the red nosed reindeer

A cartoon shows the Grim Reaper happily playing a claw machine. Inside the machine is a crowd of tiny people, and the claw has grabbed one labeled “MAGA.” The Grim Reaper is grinning and saying “Fuqqin finally!”

Inject the #MAGA collapse into my veins

#MTG & #Trump public tweet war

Nick Fuentes declaring “MAGA is dead.”

Joe Rogan calling the WH ballroom “real excessive.”

Tucker Carlson pushing FBI coverups.

I assume the Sunday morning political shows will be wall-to-wall talk of Trump sucking Bubba’s cock.

One third of the country supported the January 6 2021 attempted take over the government & are the same ones who voted him back in. They are traitors in my book.

I am still legit blown away by how amazing the new Apple Pie Shake at Arby’s is.

Happy 24-Year Anniversary, Walking With Beasts!!!

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Happy 20th Anniversary, Walking With Monsters!!!

Well, now that that other “Salad Works” location that used to be right down the street from me is completely gone….. maybe a Shake Shack or Sea Island now???

I’m pretty sure that even Stevie Wonder could tell the difference between Zohran Mamdani’s salute and Elon Musk’s Nazi salute…..

If you start the movie Weekend at Bernie's 2 and the song Down With the Sickness at the exact same time they don't sync up at all

SNL had Pete Davidson on weekend update to clean up his image after going to Saudi Arabia for blood money. Fuck that shit. I fast forwarded.

Time for Birthday dinner!!! Having Little Caesars for my birthday dinner tonight. A Detroit Style Deep Dish Cheese Pizza (with extra cheese), a side of crazy bread, and some Cheezy Jalapeño Sauce (accidentally put a Ranch Sauce here instead), and marinara sauce to go with them.

If only any of my local McDonald’s (@mcdonaldsuss.bsky.social) had Coke Zero…..

If only any of my local @mcdonaldsuss.bsky.social had Coke Zero…..

If only any of my local McDonald’s had Coke Zero…..

When you are both in genuine disbelief and in complete and utter shock about how unfunny someone and/or something is:

When you are in genuine disbelief and in complete and utter shock about how unfunny someone and/or or something is:

PLEASE tell me it’s not true about Jeremy Renner (the alleged bad stuff that he did, I mean)….. 😔

Okay, is this Walmart exclusive Great Value chicken finger perhaps uncooked or something? Because if so, then that’s bad. If I had eaten this, then I could have contracted salmonella or something. This is dangerous, and if Walmart is not notified, then this could happen again with someone else.

Been a good while since I’ve had a Chicken Fried Steak with gravy.

Been a good while since I’ve had a chicken fried steak with gravy.

Happy 24-Year Anniversary, Monsters Inc.!!!

Happy Friday the 31st too, everybody!!!

Happy Friday the 31st, too, everybody!!!

Happy Friday the 31st, too, everybody!!!

Happy Halloween, everyone!!!