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I think this Trump character is a bad guy

IM PROUD OF MY FRIENDS

I would’ve had a happy life as a serf but they took that away from us 😤

long hair orange cat sitting on the bed with a knowing smirk, looking as is he is plotting something evil

his devious smirk

that’s my load bearing weed vape

if we’re going to continue to regress to the 1800s then at least let me go out to sea as a privateer or some shit

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

Some people think we should get rid of pennies. I don't know why. I think we should get rid of time.

it's very weird to live under authoritarianism as just a random person and have the mad king and his scheming vizier's every passing thought fully available to us because they are mass broadcasting all of them as posts because they are addicted to posts

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're "on the D" and in personal quarters with sitcom buddies Data and Worf. Data looks concerned! as he stands next Worf who is very awkwardly holding a cat by its little cat armpits. Worf's hands are huge in comparison and it appears he is not a big fan of cats. Closed caption reads, "Tell him he is a pretty cat."

you can resist fascism by using the public library, this is not a joke, go get a card

all the MAGA folks who were like "he's playing 4d chess" didn't really stop to think about what type of piece they are on that board

surely sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes will fix my problems and not cause any new ones

i’m only 27 year old teen what do you mean my knees hurt going up the stairs

no dude you cant hit the bong you need to go play with a small stuffed mouse or something

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a carpeted workout room on ship with a mirror back wall that looks oddly & exactly like if they just put a mirror up in the Enterprise D corridor and decided to get their sweat on in the hallway. On screen is Troi and Crusher, wearing rad! jazzersize outfits from the 80s. Like leotard bodysuits with alternating pink and green and silver and glittery colors. Both are standing and leaning and stretching thier arms overhead with smiles. Behind them you see an infinity loop of them working out going into the background of mirror reflections. Closed caption reads, "I feel completely out of control."

Satisfying

it’s cool that the official policy for tenants when a wild fire destroys their apartment is just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ die I guess

close up of an orange cat with his tongue sticking out. there is not a thought behind his eyes.

the problem with having a job is that you have to do tasks

50-60 yr olds with overpowered snowblowers are the backbone of midwestern society in winter

why is a bag of doritos $7 has nobody noticed we’re living in hell I feel like I’m going insane

FUCK CHUMBA CASINO

i love that chicago has the bean. more cities should have ominous relics. let’s put a big dark hole that god can’t see down in cleveland, ohio

my cat is the light of my life but we are locked in an intense psychological battle where he wins every time by destroying my house

Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters -The Onion

Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters
theonion.com/assad-return...

how to go to sleep for two more hours but also get to work on time

TNG scene. We're outside a southwest style looking house at nightfall, and some light is coming from the house. We see Picard sitting on the steps, but this is like if Picard had a bohemian twin brother who smokes weed all the time and likes to tell you to put your phone down and really just *be* in the moment with him. He's wearing a blue and green tye dye shirt, looks chill and relaxed, and he's holding a flute/recorder instrument as if he just stopped playing to briefly say something meaningful. Closed caption reads, "I'm not brooding. I'm immersed in my music."

Joe Biden……..

enough with the ankle pants!!!! tired of only finding whorish options for women’s workwear!!!!!