Hellish takes for hellish scapes

Isn’t it wild how some people can decry “anti-semitism” and support Israel while simultaneously believing an “evil cabal of rich Jews” is secretly running the world?

🏳️‍🌈 It’s always ”women must be protected from transwomen” and never “men must be protected from transmen.“

🐻 This implies biological males are inherently more dangerous than biological females, so I guess deep down Republicans do agree that women should choose the bear.

The U.S. is nothing like Nazi Germany! It’s not like we’re… *checks notes* raiding entire apartment complexes to round up the “bad people” we want to incarcerate???

Treasury: Unveils design to mint Trump coin in 2026.

U.S. code: “no coin issued… may bear the image of a living former or current President”

So… the Treasury doesn't expect Trump to be alive next year? 👀

Trump’s military speech, inspired by Jeb! 👏👏👏

Isn’t it a little insulting that this administration seems to think young white men are only good for rote manufacturing jobs or following military orders?

Interesting that the party that claims to care about white lives is so adamant that only young white men should go to war and die for our country. 🫡

Perhaps this has been said before, but I didn’t expect the fall of American democracy to come at the hands of someone with the same name as a cartoon duck.

I know we’re way past the trial period, but is it really too late to return this POTUS? Not even for store credit?

You’ve heard of the government shut down, but what’s the process for a presidential shut up? Is it like a minimum number of signatures, or…?

🤔 Maybe fascism is just the price we pay to save all those babies from being aborted.

- A U.S. Christian somewhere, probably