Prof. Brian J Ford

LYRICAL LIES
Fake news!
Spain actually has the same proportion believing in God as California. France and New York are the same, as are Italy and Washington State, the UK and Oregon, Belgium and Massachusetts.
BEWARE ... it's a popular post but it is all lies.

TOO MANY SNOWFLAKES
How well I recall the staff -v- pupil snowball fights we used to enjoy. Where has all the sense of fun and adventure gone? What a boring and controlled life the young now face ...

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Let's hope we truly turn a corner - best wishes to everyone for 2026.

SCIENCE 200 YEARS AGO
This little #microscope made a host of important discoveries - but how? On 13 January 2026 I will reveal all ... sign up to join us online. Re-live science from the Georgian era for the first time.

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Takes you back in time .. such a verdant and scenic drive. Love it.

Horrible feeling - but it's so often successfully treated these days. Chances are you'll be fine.

Get the camera as close as you can to the water surface - that's how the two seem identical. Such a gorgeous picture.

Religions are superstitious obsessive behaviour - they have NO place in modern society,

You're right. It's post-Victorian confinement.

They're BIKES.
It's a lane for BIKES.
Clear now?

Poetry is plain prose
Written in a fancy manner

To look good

Bit still it is no more than
Pretentious crap

[Brian J Ford © 2025]

Someone is shot in the USA every 3½ minutes. Americans regard it as their inalienable right. It is a right that Charlie Kirk energetically promoted all his adult life.

Someone is shot in the USA every 3½ minutes. Americans regard it as their inalienable right. It is a right that Charlie #Kirk energetically promoted all his adult life.

ASDA SELLS FAKE
Olive oil is characterised by cloudiness below 15°C - this is a sample from Asda after 9° for 24 hours. Clear as filtered apple juice and fake. FROM ASDA!

Any time you think of the general anaesthetic with fear, think of how it would be without one. I've had loads (they're lovely).

Hmm. A reasonable start though they need to be a lot more tidy.

That's a fine work - you can be proud.

We saw ripe blackberries last week in Cambridgeshire. Not as big and juicy though. We lack the rainfall ...

where?

This ebay problem? Still
not resolved.

@ebay have allowed someone to access my account, change my username, and still have done NOTHING about it. Beware, chums.

LEEUWENHOEK UPDATE
Here is a bibliography of my research into Antony van Leeuwenhoek over the past half-century. Find out about his amazing research:
brianjford.com/wavbiblio.htm

#brianjford #leeuwenhoek #Microscopy

no, illegal immigration is at an all-time high. Where do you live? In a cave?

AY BREACHING DATA LAWS
An unknown handle appeared on my ebay account. On enquiring, I was told that br_307651 and f5r9w51 have been set up (without my knowledge) with my address, bank details, etc.
There is a potential Data Protection Breach under UK GDPR Article 5(1)(f) - beware, chums.

Only 10% are families driven out by violence. The overwhelming majority are opportunist young men seeking wealth.

OBVIOUS DINNER
I'm 31,415 days old. There's only one choice of meal tonight. Couldn't be anything else. Pie.

Well, that's telling 'em.

That's correct. If Mr Trump imposes a tariff, it is all paid by Americans. Not by the Chinese, Europeans, whoever - by the American people.

NORWAY OWNS GREENLAND
Documents show that Erik the Red successfully claimed Greenland in AD 986. It belongs to Norway and from April 1, a US resident will need to register for a NGR01 visa to visit. Mr Trump accepts that the former US air base at Pituffik will now be run exclusively by Norwegians.