alex

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It was a hot night in Orc City, like the city was built on the inside of a dragon's throat. She appeared at the door to my office like a beautiful illusion, the kind a gnome might conjure up to distract you while your pockets are emptied. "Mr. Sageman, I need you to find someone for me."

I came from the tolkien fandom, you can't hurt me in any way that matters

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The NQD S4 Crowdfund has reached it's next celebratory title reveal!

I TOLD you this one wasn't ominous 😇

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Hold up... Nintendo actually left Twitter?! Holy shit yes.

@itscaptaindisco.bsky.social nerd

hello my sweet darling

bc I forgot I had this account

pronouncing it 'bisskee' in my head

bet you all forgot I had this account