🦇 The Grumpy Vampire Chef 🍽

Rest in peace, precious, beautiful girl.

Lucietta
2010 - 2025.

YouTube video by Ron “Ronnie” Rodriguez Jr R & B's Pre-Halloween "Dress Rehearsal"

Took a bit of a break from social media but thought I'd pop back on here while I recuperate from this brutal flu bug.
While I was away, I had some fun decorating for Halloween 2024.
Here's a little vid of the "dress rehearsal" the night before Halloween:
youtu.be/vlot4voHiwU?...

May everyone in the path of the California wildfires be safe...

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...except my Trump-supporting, faux-Christian, homophobic Aunt Gracie that refused to give me my sister's contact info because she's "protecting the family". UNrest in ashes, bitch. ☠️🔥

Totally fair. Well, grats!

Too relatable.

Cheaper? Burbs? Near light rail? More space? Egads! What neck of the woods? We're paying a small fortune in West Seattle.

I haven't been on that site in a while, I no longer know who still advertises on it.

Heritage Foundation, the drivers behind Project 2025, have a history of guiding Republican policy based on the study of eugenics.
They used to back away when caught.
Not anymore.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

So, basically this is the U.S. version of Nazi Germany's "Final Solution".
"Detention camps"? After Orange Douchebag's last four-year run, we know what those really were.

It's NOT screaming into the void if you can find out which major corporations still pay to advertise on that shit site and publicly call them out as proxy contributors to white supremacist fascism.

It's a mystery.🤔

Last time I had an issue like this, I imitated the wife's fake orgasm sound very loudly out of our sliding glass door so that not only could they hear it mid-coitus, but so could the rest of the neighborhood.

AITA? Yes, but I had no fucks to give. It worked.

Is this the guy in Seattle that was recorded trying to rip the sign in half while a group of anti-fascist protesters loudly mocked him?

Spoiler Alert: the sign won.

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This is an excellent ad parody made by Adam McKay (don't look up). A good way for touching humans pride youtu.be/K3gibPWnVZQ?...

I have an alt there I created over ten years ago, I've left the game for ten years and just came back in March. I'll hop over and check it out the next time I'm on. Thanks!

It's been a while, but I'm a master at creating annoyingly long threads of my cooking process. I figure I've scared off more fans than I've gained.

To my Gaymer compatriots:
What's the most LGBTQ+ Friendly 'world' for U.S. servers in FFXIV?
Currently on Primal - Levi, but would like a more lively, friendly environment.

Good to know that this is still true about Portland. We moved away years ago, but this has been the case with Portland since I was very young.
I think the Lebonese 4-star restaurant I loved a couple of decades ago is still around. Al Amir; my first Mezze table experience, and oh what an experience.

Apparently it's tradition for top Texas "leadership" to bail at the first sign of an extreme weather event.

First we had 'Cancun Cruz', now what? Asia Airways Abbott?

The existential dread of sharing the same angry grimace every single moment of every single day of their lives, even when they just want to "Netflix and chill."

Puget Sound keeping our temps in the high 70s/low 80s at the peak of sunny weather.
Y'all can keep that humid 100-105 heat! I grew up in PDX, I know how it gets! 🥵

Yes please, I'll be looking for my air freight package this evening. 🤤

I first read that as "eating cannibal ravioli" but I'm sure that wasn't foreshadowing or anything.

*wound up!!! Damn, wasn't paying attention.

🍽 🍜 I would up going the taco salad route.

I had something similar in mind for our leftover burger patties. They have American cheese on them, so I'm still trying to plot how I'll incorporate that.

Might go the "taco salad" route to use up the mound of organic iceberg lettuce I shredded.

What is a "foodie"?

I see that term applied in a variety of ways, and now I don't know whether to cringe when I see it used in some bougie pedestrian manner or if I'll be wowed by some new culinary revelation.

I think I adopted the title for five to ten seconds before giving it the big 'Nope!'

@mombaked.bsky.social this looks like my kind of food truck.

#Inspiration

I see that you, too, kept a Twitch stream running for over six hours. 😁

Then we ARE neighbors. Then you heard someone's fireworks grand finale at 2:30 a.m. too.

You must live relatively close, because I thought that's what I heard but I tried to give humanity the benefit of the doubt and chalked it up to a Sea-Tac jet flying too low. I wrongly assumed no one could possibly be that big of an asshole.