Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope🪿

It didn't also coat my mouth in weird grease, so it was fine. I also know an odd Starbucks recipe to recreate the flavor of capn crunch

Have you tried any of the other haunted group restaraunts?

I have eaten there! Our waiter quit without telling anyone midshift, & they figured it put because we flagged someone down & were like "uh, we finished 45 minutes ago, can we pay & leave please?" Haha

Once my dad brought home a stray that led to a 2 year ticket infestation in our house. This brings back memories(derogatory)

Can I keep anything good i find?

Uhm... it was flavor-aid not kool-aid.

La boob you

My best work friend is a 6'2" woman. She used to model...

Titillating to consider!

Yassssss

Never hurts to be safe

Fuliginous,
Cortinate,
Petrichor,
Katsaridaphobia,
Boob

I'm sorry. I've been there too. I walked off a job because I'd gotten so stressed out that on a break, I called a friend, & trying to tell them about my day got me so worked up I had to vomit. I had a 2nd job begging me to take more hours! Why the fuck did I put up with that so long?!

It was such a perfect illustration of why you have to ignore that shit. Literally staring at a chicken yawning while the machine was like, "uh, birds can't yawn, duh 😏"

Chuh-verr-chez

I was googling why chickens yawn in heat, because I noticed whenever my hens get hot they start to yawn a bunch, and the google AI bs confidently asserted chickens don't yawn.

(They yawn in the heat to adjust their crops so they can breathe/pant more easily)

Those kinds of epiphanies are brutal. When you suddenly realize you were putting up with absolute bullshit for no good reason

Was feeling snacky so I ate a candied pecan, then remembered I had Bombay bitchin sauce, so I dipped a chip in that, & somehow the lingering flavor of the pecan combined with the black pepper chip & Bombay sauce melded into the exact flavor a slim jim

Even wronger

K. But you are wrong

I'm kind of shocked that none of the ice guys have passed out or gone cyanotic from lack of oxygen in those masks

Crispy critters

Gonna do it & call it a spa day

Back when viral trends looked as dumb as they are to do

The flatter pieces are easier to cab, looks like a few are kind of flat, like the bottom left & one in the middle. Also definitely fill the tumbler with landscape rock. I stumped my geologist friend with a random rock I put in the tumbler as fill, lol

Cardboard boxes saved my house when Zala was a baby raptor

Bring back planking!

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So... you kind of stumbled into some good advice. It's called job crafting, and it's the secret to enjoying your work

Thank you! I read it like 3 times before I figured out they meant burgers were on most of the tables. It's really poorly written

Thank you, I'm trying to figure out how to do it without letting the bad spirits out