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Anderson Cooper DeJean

@megmess.bsky.social

Sports fan, shit talker, Coal Region survivor, clothes hoarder, joke maker, iced tea lover, Philadelphian.

647 Followers  |  346 Following  |  308 Posts  |  Joined: 29.09.2023  |  2.187

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Just wishing my pals @thejawnoftime.bsky.social and @lanccorob.bsky.social a happy Brand New at the Mann

02.07.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ricky Bobby Nash Bridges

23.06.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was for Delco

20.06.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I open this app for my worst ideas

18.06.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Livin in dis big blue worldt
Got my head up ina Ouder Space
I kneau I'll be eh-eau eh-eau kay

18.06.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Gold and no

25.05.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you put Truck Nuts on a Toyota Corolla?

07.05.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

So beautiful

05.05.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Lizard Hehehehehe GIF ALT: Lizard Hehehehehe GIF
03.05.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure he's a married swinger, find a new GIF

03.05.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Later unblurred needed to see the pierced hog

03.05.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The world is cooked sure, but I just received an unsolicited blurred dick pic so maybe the perverts are getting scared?????

03.05.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For losers, yes

02.05.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Folks, he is married and wears no ring. Another dud. Very on brand for me. Fml

02.05.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my regular customers slid into my DMs and I am not mad about it but I also do not eant to get weird about it please save me from myself

01.05.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

No need to keep showing Nola when we're getting shut out

25.04.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No aha JT your too sexy

25.04.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just kidding every day someone at the university reminds me that everyone knows and loves me because I'm sooooooo gooooood

25.04.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My boss tagged me in a LinkedIn post and I fear I have become Too Important at Work

25.04.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to watch basketball now, cleanse me

24.04.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This guy has a tapeworm sticking out of his ass on 911 and I will be having nightmares

24.04.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Concrete everywhere, just out there sizzling like cool bacon

24.04.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On episode 7 addicted

24.04.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Worst sunburn of my life at the Tweeter Center

24.04.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes yes yes

23.04.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

<insert Forrest Gump running GIF>

23.04.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just here for the zipline

23.04.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've lost 45 pounds since December. Wild.

23.04.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me meet him

23.04.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love him

23.04.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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