@marebearpig.bsky.social
If it’s not love than it’s the bomb that will bring us together
Screenshot of a pokemon center review of a Quilava plush with text saying “where will he sit, on my desk. Cute.”
13.10.2025 19:09 — 👍 606 🔁 137 💬 0 📌 3If he outlives me, have H. Jon Benjamin read the eulogy at my funeral. Like, a close friend can write it, I just love his voice
13.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And yes I’m talking ‘bout your baby
11.10.2025 16:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My biggest red flag is certainly that I sleep with my socks on in winter
10.10.2025 23:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Radically accept that you’re going to get your ass whooped
10.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0COULD BE
10.10.2025 02:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And the Philadelphia Phillies
09.10.2025 04:04 — 👍 390 🔁 78 💬 4 📌 1It feels so much lighter since I met you
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Go bills
06.10.2025 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We lost that for ourselves, but that was genuinely shit game calling by the refs
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This is friendship @alexwittchen.bsky.social
03.10.2025 21:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It sounded nasty, but it feels like you’re flirting with me
03.10.2025 11:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do I believe Taylor Swift has read Hamlet? No, but the album is good
03.10.2025 10:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well now then, mardy bum
03.10.2025 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AJ Brown is right
01.10.2025 22:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m gonna watch that one X-Men movie that has Brian Cox in it tonight
30.09.2025 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Old 76ers mascot Hip Hop, in red, dances in front of Steve Javie
Bad Bunny to headline Super Bowl halftime show
29.09.2025 22:15 — 👍 107 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 5
Ezra Klein: There's a Rick & Morty quote I really like.
Ezra Klein: It goes like this, "Why would a pop-tart want to live inside a toaster? That would be like the scariest place for them to live."
Ta-Nehisi Coates not saying anything
Ezra Klein: Because in the episode they go to a neighborhood where everyone is a pop-tart and they live in toaster-houses.
30.09.2025 14:51 — 👍 6157 🔁 993 💬 94 📌 125I need the people posted the “Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall” line from The Great Gatsby to go back and re-read the chapter immediately before that line
30.09.2025 14:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me this morning: “I think I have a spider bite on my leg”
My mom: “Well, there are bugs in our house… there’s bugs in everyone’s houses!”
Happy thoughts, mother.
[NOTICING A SPIDER BITE THAT WILL KILL ME IN 7-10 DAY] “lmao, I’m Tom Holland”
29.09.2025 18:14 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The radio broadcast has been FUN today
28.09.2025 17:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Merrill Reese HATES the taunting call
28.09.2025 17:42 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1
Texting @denadriscoll.bsky.social like an obsessed girlfriend bc she said we could get a drink tonight
27.09.2025 23:13 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Fellas, don’t drink that coffee!
27.09.2025 16:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have purchased so many random things on Amazon Video—like, I own all of The League season 4
26.09.2025 13:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0AJ Brown telling the world Cooper DeJean has size 15 feet 🫦
26.09.2025 01:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Smithers, when he has a not so great gig to fill at the power plant:
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