always lie to your doctor about these things, the health cops and gatekeepers can go fuck themselves
02.10.2025 19:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@patchouli.bsky.social
mostly analog photography, mostly around vienna bonafide annie leibovitz & bruce gilden hater unhinged personal alt: @mokou.bsky.social
always lie to your doctor about these things, the health cops and gatekeepers can go fuck themselves
02.10.2025 19:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0also, still adjusting to the post-academia life, photography will resume shortly ๐ญ
02.10.2025 19:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0you should follow this account (disclaimer: it's mine)
02.10.2025 19:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0probably one of the most brilliantly written songs ever
02.10.2025 19:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Either iโm stupid or the film transportโs a bit fucky, bulb doesnโt work and the finder has been shoddily repaired at some point, in short the perfect beater camera for walking around
11.05.2025 18:46 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0new camera
11.05.2025 18:30 โ ๐ 25 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0gamers need to be more afraid
10.05.2025 20:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i play video games, but i don't really mention it at all to people, i feel like it's a red flag if someone tells me
10.05.2025 20:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0picking up a rolleiflex 2.8e tomorrow if everything goes well. outside looks beat, but the optics/mechanics are fine according to the seller. price is a total steal
10.05.2025 20:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0got the job :3 which is good. because this means i can buy more cameras. and talk to the guy about b&w developers. also another guy during the lunch break seemed to be into shooting film
30.04.2025 11:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0guy at the company i interviewed with today was wearing a leica m4 shirt, please pray i get this job so i can annoy him to death by talking about my favorite b&w developers
29.04.2025 16:31 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1oh yeah, cool, she seems like an overall just kinda shitty person with a weird history of racistly photographing black people
19.04.2025 17:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0elon and maye musk, looking blue and absolutely disgusting
really bad image, all blue
zendaya looking mighty desaturated
the worst image i have ever seen, be glad you are blind
in fact, leibovitz might be the inflection point for the stupid low contrast, everything is blue trend i hate so much, i mean look:
19.04.2025 17:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0annie leibovitz could never
19.04.2025 17:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0seriously do check out her work if you aren't familiar it's insanely good
19.04.2025 17:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0fuck you! curse of bettina rheims ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐
19.04.2025 16:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0hey man, i know it's rough right now
but please
put that color grade away (you know, that one. blue)
maybe try setting the black point a little lower than middle gray
and don't be scared of that contrast slider
me and william eggleston are very worried about you, we miss you (and the colors)
i'm now part of a friend's wedding photography portfolio. really should have worn something other than a hawaiian shirt and bright green running shoes (at least she could crop those)
18.04.2025 15:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the more books of the fashion/portrait greats that inspire me i look at, the more i'm sold on the square being the ultimate format
18.04.2025 15:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i really need some autofocus lenses for my nikon z
16.04.2025 17:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0now if only i could focus this piece of shit lens
16.04.2025 17:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0got up at 5am to shoot portraits at the park before sunrise absolutely worth it
16.04.2025 17:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i can excuse the market manipulation but i can't excuse the double tortillas
14.04.2025 12:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i also go a chance to do the cheese wedding photographer lens flare with my model, i'll have to see how that came out (probably completely blown out because it's E100 and i'm dumb as a sack of bricks)
13.04.2025 14:26 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0that is of course the 6x7 (and the 105/2.4)
i feel like getting the left hand grip (the wooden one) makes it a lot more usable, since before i hated having to handle it and now it's a breeze, if a slow one
finally took the pentax for a spin again and promptly shot about 80 euros worth of film
i feel stupid for letting it go unused for so long
i just wanted to buy one as a gift, but then i got four more for myself for good measure
03.04.2025 01:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0guess which idiot got baited into spending another 200 euros on fancy art print books
03.04.2025 01:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0PSA: your enemies are made of flesh that can be pierced
03.04.2025 00:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0do any of you on here know of a nice book on baroque art? ideally mostly pictures.
02.04.2025 20:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0