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mostly analog photography, mostly around vienna bonafide annie leibovitz & bruce gilden hater unhinged personal alt: @mokou.bsky.social

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always lie to your doctor about these things, the health cops and gatekeepers can go fuck themselves

02.10.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also, still adjusting to the post-academia life, photography will resume shortly ๐Ÿ˜ญ

02.10.2025 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you should follow this account (disclaimer: it's mine)

02.10.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

probably one of the most brilliantly written songs ever

02.10.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Either iโ€™m stupid or the film transportโ€™s a bit fucky, bulb doesnโ€™t work and the finder has been shoddily repaired at some point, in short the perfect beater camera for walking around

11.05.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

new camera

11.05.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gamers need to be more afraid

10.05.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i play video games, but i don't really mention it at all to people, i feel like it's a red flag if someone tells me

10.05.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

picking up a rolleiflex 2.8e tomorrow if everything goes well. outside looks beat, but the optics/mechanics are fine according to the seller. price is a total steal

10.05.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

got the job :3 which is good. because this means i can buy more cameras. and talk to the guy about b&w developers. also another guy during the lunch break seemed to be into shooting film

30.04.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guy at the company i interviewed with today was wearing a leica m4 shirt, please pray i get this job so i can annoy him to death by talking about my favorite b&w developers

29.04.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

oh yeah, cool, she seems like an overall just kinda shitty person with a weird history of racistly photographing black people

19.04.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
elon and maye musk, looking blue and absolutely disgusting

elon and maye musk, looking blue and absolutely disgusting

really bad image, all blue

really bad image, all blue

zendaya looking mighty desaturated

zendaya looking mighty desaturated

the worst image i have ever seen, be glad you are blind

the worst image i have ever seen, be glad you are blind

in fact, leibovitz might be the inflection point for the stupid low contrast, everything is blue trend i hate so much, i mean look:

19.04.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

annie leibovitz could never

19.04.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

seriously do check out her work if you aren't familiar it's insanely good

19.04.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fuck you! curse of bettina rheims ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐Ÿ“๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŽž๏ธ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‘ข๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸง๐Ÿ‘

19.04.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey man, i know it's rough right now

but please
put that color grade away (you know, that one. blue)

maybe try setting the black point a little lower than middle gray
and don't be scared of that contrast slider

me and william eggleston are very worried about you, we miss you (and the colors)

19.04.2025 09:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm now part of a friend's wedding photography portfolio. really should have worn something other than a hawaiian shirt and bright green running shoes (at least she could crop those)

18.04.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the more books of the fashion/portrait greats that inspire me i look at, the more i'm sold on the square being the ultimate format

18.04.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i really need some autofocus lenses for my nikon z

16.04.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

now if only i could focus this piece of shit lens

16.04.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

got up at 5am to shoot portraits at the park before sunrise absolutely worth it

16.04.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i can excuse the market manipulation but i can't excuse the double tortillas

14.04.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i also go a chance to do the cheese wedding photographer lens flare with my model, i'll have to see how that came out (probably completely blown out because it's E100 and i'm dumb as a sack of bricks)

13.04.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that is of course the 6x7 (and the 105/2.4)

i feel like getting the left hand grip (the wooden one) makes it a lot more usable, since before i hated having to handle it and now it's a breeze, if a slow one

13.04.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

finally took the pentax for a spin again and promptly shot about 80 euros worth of film

i feel stupid for letting it go unused for so long

13.04.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i just wanted to buy one as a gift, but then i got four more for myself for good measure

03.04.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guess which idiot got baited into spending another 200 euros on fancy art print books

03.04.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PSA: your enemies are made of flesh that can be pierced

03.04.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do any of you on here know of a nice book on baroque art? ideally mostly pictures.

02.04.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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