Jenna Walker

And now I have to make returns which is a horror

Some of us have long torsos,,,old navy, please make longer sweaters

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

Yeah it doesn’t count if you can drink it before God can get his glasses on

Lineart doodle on paper of Psyduck, the duck Pokémon, as Elrond, with the pointy ears, mean face, long hair and circlet on his forehead. The text says "Men? Men are weak!"

Funny doodle which I'm gonna turn into a sticker maybe🤣 hopefully this artwork will find it's niche😅🥹
#MyArt #Pokémon #Fanart #Psyduck #Enton #Elrond

Coastal scene of historic thatched cottages on the Scottish islands: sketchy mess of grasses and scattered snow in the foreground, 2 cottages nestled into the landscape, with headland and rough sea beyond. Simple grey sky and limited palette of browns, blues, greys and splashes of orange.

Based upon images from Gearrannan Blackhouse Village, Isle of Lewis. Oil on Fabriano, 70 x 100cm

#oilpainting #scotland #isleoflewis #outerhebrides

Researchers Determine Moon Serves No Purpose But Alerting Raccoons It Safe To Come Out

Researchers Determine Moon Serves No Purpose But Alerting Raccoons It Safe To Come Out https://theonion.com/researchers-determine-moon-serves-no-purpose-but-alerting-raccoons-it-safe-to-come-out/

The funeral potato recipe unites us all:)

An unspecified (teenage) cousin of mine lives near the shooting in MI. Her friends, that were present, are telling her one dead, and ten wounded.

I’ve never forgotten how terrified I was as a teenager about being involved in a shooting. I wish the best for her friends who were actually present.

Sure *they* can believe in blood atonement but im the heretic

“don’t speak ill of the dead” is about like, gossiping about aunt susan’s alleged affair or alcoholism at her funeral, not white supremacists who outright advocated for violence

If I were a better Instagram girlie I would throw a Wild Geese party and we’d have a stuffed goose and Grey Goose Vodka and a silly goose corner for dress up and a confessional booth where you could tell me about despair (yours) while I told you about mine and we’d have napkins folded like geese and

Three panel comic of legolas and bilbo in lotr. Legolas looks confused and is staring at bilbo who is smiling. Bilbo says "hello again my lad!" Legolas then looks more confused and upset while bilbo still smiles. Third panel is legolas lifting bilbo off the ground while screaming "WHY ARE YOU SO OLD?" while bilbo looks amused and uncomfortable

Rude #legolas #bilbo #lordoftherings #thehobbit

FOR THE RECORD, I BELIEVE IN SCIENCE, BUT APPARENTLY, MERCURY IS IN RETROGRADE AGAIN AND THAT EXPLAINS A LOT OF THINGS BETTER THAN SCIENCE DOES. - ana nelson shaw -

once again relevant

there’s a shroud in Italy that is allegedly the burial shroud of Christ himself. it’s called the shroud of Turin since that’s the city it’s held in. Catholic writer Tolkien wrote a character named Túrin avenging all humans at the end of the world in this essay I will

In times of disaster the "help or shut up" maxim holds true

I need to do more research on anatomy and speculative biology. but basically my headcanon is that elves look like humans on the outside, but they look alien on the inside. maybe they have an organ for the fëa or hollow bones or something

I wish a friend would change my tire, give me beef jerky, and then disappear

The average American has three friends.

Beleg

Can confirm. My doctors pretty much went “huh yeah 21 *is* young for a stroke. Anyway.”

glorfindel penning a missive from the battle front like To The Most Noble And Mighty And Honorable And Exceedingly, Stimulatingly Hung Lord, His Majesty The High King Ereinion Gil-Galad: There’s People Out Here Dying Who Have Never Died Before

I’m fascinated by folklore and oral traditions of these types of prophecies. The version of this that my Dad taught me stated that the Constitution would be saved by the *British*.

got a sent a reel about the lotr musical and the top comment was some person being like "lotr will never be a musical its not meant to be a musical, find original ideas" like ma'am they were singing about taking a damn bath

[sorry about the Mormonism]

Comment that reads: the part that gets me is how the whole rift between the elves and the Valar could have been avoided if she had just let Fëanor use her hair and then she goes through all that suffering and in the end a stinky dwarf asks for the same thing and she goes ‘yeah sure’. That is some long term character growth.

yeah, let’s not blame the entire events of the silmarillion on galadriel not giving her selfish, arrogant, spoiled, kinslaying uncle hair he DID NOT DESERVE.

also, gimli is not a ‘stinky dwarf’. 😭

here’s a frog in this hour of desperate need

Harold Macmillan then Chancellor of Oxford: “Nothing you learn here at Oxford will be of the slightest possible use to you later save only this: that if you work hard and diligently, you should be able to detect when a man is talking rot. And that is the main, if not the sole purpose of education.”