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The earth is fake AND hollow, like a... wedding cake... that's hollow?

Why do you think they brought the children?

Wrapped my local club in barbed wire. Not sure how I'll fit it into my house though

I can't find it now, but there's one I think is even more relevant where the human feels unfulfilled until the robot figures out and provides for his deepest desire of more cheese puffs

I've only read it once, but I love that it's a fantasy book where the main character can neither do magic nor fight.

As long as they're only a single digit apart on the pH scale, they can't be that different!

They paid for three ghosts; be a waste to not use them all

"In Defense of Herod, Who Countered Overpopulation"

Let's not be hasty! Maybe we can find a compromise?

I wonder why he hasn't made that claim by now. Or that he was undercover or something. At this point it seems more plausible than pretending he had no connection.

I fear what misfortune this witch is about to foretell

Bisexual means attracted to angels *and* demons

You can also replace some potatoes with more potatoes, grate them all, add corn flakes, and bake it in a casserole

From each advertising to her lunch, to each according to her taste

Does this go for all of us or just your cat?

Space lena, cow wife

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A stink bug (your father) killed my father (a stink bug)

Lovely story!

There are more trans people today* because God saved his generals for the last days to figure out their gender on their own

*I know that's not true in any significant way

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I'll have to check it out!

My first was Hogfather and it's still my favorite, but it's in the middle of a series. Small Gods is a great standalone

Finished 2 Le Guin books this year, and Estraven or Ged would destroy John Galt in combat

No one's got better toxic nationalism jokes than America!

Can I anthropomorphize MLMs?

Good point!

For example, leaders would love to ignore D&C 132, but they can't do so entirely because it's scripture. On the other hand, they can pretend that JS never said the Holy Ghost wasn't really a person because the Lectures on Faith were removed from D&C

You're probably right. But when I think of "canon", I think of the canonized books of scripture. Something doesn't have to be canon to be doctrine, but it's harder to change it if it is

This could easily be proven with some DNA analysis on the communion wafers