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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing except, "I have friends everywhere." (Statements of fact here are just as likely to be satire. Don't be a fool—check your sources.)

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Nice blue jeans, Johnny!

20.11.2025 22:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He did, once, under age, and got carded, and will never let us live that down.

20.11.2025 21:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

nICE

20.11.2025 20:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's doing a fascism speed run, aka fastcism.

20.11.2025 18:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's called, "contemporary politics."

20.11.2025 18:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When DJT meet with MBS he said, "And Trump doesn't give a fist pump (sic). I grab that hand, I don't give a hell (sic) where that hand's been, I grab that hand," as he literally grabbed the LEFT HAND of MBS, which is considered in their culture to be unclean because they use it for personal hygiene.

20.11.2025 17:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When DJT meet with MBS he said, "And Trump doesn't give a fist pump (sic). I grab that hand, I don't give a hell (sic) where that hand's been, I grab that hand," as he literally grabbed the LEFT HAND of MBS, which is considered in their culture to be unclean because they use it for personal hygiene.

20.11.2025 17:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Somebody's lost a few lug nuts, and the wheels are about to fall off of this administration.

20.11.2025 17:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Absence of proof of a problem ≠ Proof of absence of a problem

20.11.2025 12:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would love to have ChatDJT be trained on this to answer questions interactively.

20.11.2025 02:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And why has the notoriously litigious DJT never sued anyone for calling him a paedophile? Next up on the Discovery Channel: "Trump and his sweet youth tooth truth."

20.11.2025 02:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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His "signing hand" was occupied in a reach-around for Mohammed Bone Saw.

20.11.2025 00:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Texas has a dumbass in it
(Lord have mercy on our souls!)

20.11.2025 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watchdog will get you if you don't watch out
Watchdog sees and watch dog knows
Watchdog keeps us on our toes
Watchdog assures you that the law's the law
No exception to the rule
Watchdog ain't no fool

20.11.2025 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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I'll allow it

19.11.2025 19:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Grandpa is past his bedtime and forgot to take his meds again.

19.11.2025 19:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We use the dictionary definition of words instead of just making shit up on the fly. Please define ANTIFA for us.

19.11.2025 19:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

2016: Party of One (it's all about me)

2025: Pity Party (why does everyone hate me?)

19.11.2025 17:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Speaker Johnson is truly embodying the concept of "love thy neighbor as thyself" insomuch as he suffers a deep sense of self-hatred.

19.11.2025 16:30 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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WASHINGTON D.C. – November 18, 2025 – Staples, Inc. reports record earnings for the third quarter, attributed largely to a single order of black Sharpie markers ordered to the White House.

18.11.2025 23:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WASHINGTON D.C. – November 18, 2025 – Staples, Inc. reports record earnings for the third quarter, attributed largely to a single order of black Sharpie markers ordered to the White House.

18.11.2025 23:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WASHINGTON D.C. – November 18, 2025 – Staples, Inc. reports record earnings for the third quarter, attributed largely to a single order of black Sharpie markers ordered to the White House.

18.11.2025 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Clay Higgins, your name is Clay!

18.11.2025 21:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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