jess

eat your heart out Pussie Le'Queur

Girl who is “going to be okay”

thinking about how miserable some of the worst people on earth will be tonight

Alt text: “New York City Mayor General Election results showing 0% of precincts reporting as of November 4, 2025, 9:05 PM. Zohran Mamdani (Democrat) leads with 422,116 votes, 51.7%. Andrew Cuomo (FaD) has 324,914 votes, 39.8%. Curtis Sliwa (Republican) has 65,684 votes, 8%. Eric Adams (Independent, incumbent) has 1,919 votes, 0.2%, and James Walden (Independent) has 894 votes, 0.1%. Total votes: 816,731.”

Decision Desk has called the NYC mayors race for Zohran Mamdani.

Help us make history and join the real-life race for the great city of New York. No detours, no backdoors, just 200,000 doors. One team, one goal.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

www.zohranfornyc.com/GOTV

#vote #nyc #tar38

it’s so crazy!! It gets so bad at some points that there’ll be like 20 kids in a line down the walkway waiting for candy. It’s pretty much like a massive block party

There’s also a house in the neighborhood that always performs w/ their band (they do a different theme every year). This year, they also set up a full wrestling ring and were cooking + selling tacos (this might be loud btw)

two large tupperwares packed with baggies of halloween candy

My neighborhood is insane for halloween, like streets getting blocked off by the cops. We made a lil over 1000 bags of candy this year and it lasted from 5:45pm to barely 7:15pm 🙃

a very liquid bundt cake pouring over the edges of a pan onto a round sheet tray

I spent the past few hours baking a maple pecan cake for halloween tomorrow just for it to completely overflow on the bottom of the oven 🙃

paige was just posting on chat bcc!

why are rubina and kristine starting a full hour after izzy and paige!!!! how is the last team supposed to catch up at all if the next team has an hour lead on them!!! that’s WILD #TAR38

A team getting to the pit stop before some have departed is crazy #tar38

I need someone to trip a man this episode #TAR38

PIZZY SHOW!!!!! #TAR38

shannon, stone-faced, gritting her teeth, steam coming out of her ears: "ALL. GOOD." #survivor49

Sage denying Shannon a hug and offering her a handshake instead I’m SCREAMING #survivor49

BON VOYAGE!!!!!!!!!! #Survivor49

🚨Sophi Balerdi will NOT be attending tribal council tonight for the first time #Survivor

TIME TO SEND SHANNON HOME!!!! #Survivor49

rizo: jeff, you out of breath, too?

jeff: it’s no joke man

rizo: welcome to survivor #survivor49 😂

going from 3 tribes to 2 and then back to 3 is so unserious I can’t #Survivor49

i’d never watched critical role before campaign 4 started but I fear this is going to become my personality until the end of time. I finished ep 3 right at the end of my lunch break and almost didn’t go back to work

We f*cked them up

Attn: Jag and Jas Bains
#tar38 #pizzyparty

Paige being Daddy in written form

Some have asked, and the answer is yes, Paige can fight
#tar38

They really should have set a different time requirement for the women... cause it's becoming very obvious that 36 seconds is incredibly difficult for them, whereas all the men got it on the first try with time to space. #TAR38

MY TEARS INSTANTLY DRIED UP SEEING JAG AND JAS HAVE CAR TROUBLES #TAR38

i’m too hormonal for this rn 😭😭

i’m crying so much rn i love the chaddhas #tar38

i’m so stressed rn i had to grab an extra snack during the commercial break #tar38

a cartoon car is sitting on the side of a race track in front of a crowd . ALT: a cartoon car is sitting on the side of a race track in front of a crowd .

PAIGE RN #TAR38