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failed academic, excommunicated catholic

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White duck. Doesn't look like it needs arms

White duck. Doesn't look like it needs arms

Several ducks of varying color, all walking together and standing up far too tall. They look like they should have arms.

Several ducks of varying color, all walking together and standing up far too tall. They look like they should have arms.

See what I mean

15.11.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 138    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some ducks look like they should have arms. Others, not so much

15.11.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 164    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"

16.11.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3154    ๐Ÿ” 586    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

Olivia Nuzzi text: imagine us going away to a cabin n u taking me on a bearskin rug in front of a roaring fire ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ”ฅ

RFK voice note: yEs YeS iN tHiS ScENaRiO i'Ve JuSt BuTChErEd ThE bEAr AnD wE LaY uPoN iTs StiLL sLiCk HiDe, WhiLe iTs MeAT MaRiNaTeS iN tHe BeAr'S UnVaCCiNaTeD jUiCeS

15.11.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Olivia Nuzzi: I was thinking about someone else's juices ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
RFK: i Do mAiNtAiN a ReSeRvE oF WhALe jUiCeS wHiCh MiGhT sUppLy An iNtErEsTiNg fLaVor

15.11.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Olivia Nuzzi text: imagine us going away to a cabin n u taking me on a bearskin rug in front of a roaring fire ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ”ฅ

RFK voice note: yEs YeS iN tHiS ScENaRiO i'Ve JuSt BuTChErEd ThE bEAr AnD wE LaY uPoN iTs StiLL sLiCk HiDe, WhiLe iTs MeAT MaRiNaTeS iN tHe BeAr'S UnVaCCiNaTeD jUiCeS

15.11.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jacob Bernstein
Reporter
59m ago
Last month, I hopped on a plane from JFK to see Olivia Nuzzi in Malibu. We went hiking and ate at diners together. I spent hours sitting shotgun in her Mustang, listening to great music and having fascinating and meaningful conversations with her. She is a writer's dream and a writer's nightmare. Both because she is a very good writer herself and because she is a startling, complex person.

Jacob Bernstein Reporter 59m ago Last month, I hopped on a plane from JFK to see Olivia Nuzzi in Malibu. We went hiking and ate at diners together. I spent hours sitting shotgun in her Mustang, listening to great music and having fascinating and meaningful conversations with her. She is a writer's dream and a writer's nightmare. Both because she is a very good writer herself and because she is a startling, complex person.

Uh. I don't think that Nuzzi piece is "ironic" guys

15.11.2025 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1550    ๐Ÿ” 158    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 77

I have admittedly only seen the first two and last two PREDATOR movies, but BADLANDS is by far my favorite of those four. Incredible time at the movies. Just fantastic.

15.11.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
https://boxd.it/Fu44G

https://boxd.it/Fu44G

15.11.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

OWNS

15.11.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Predator badlands

Predator badlands

#NW

14.11.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Google search result showing Herzogโ€™s article on July 15, 2019, followed July 19, 2019 but Jesse Singalโ€™s substack article: โ€œOn Jeffrey Epstein And Pedophilia And Journalism And Online Outrageโ€

Google search result showing Herzogโ€™s article on July 15, 2019, followed July 19, 2019 but Jesse Singalโ€™s substack article: โ€œOn Jeffrey Epstein And Pedophilia And Journalism And Online Outrageโ€

from Singal Substack article: A few days ago my friend Katie Herzog published a piece about Jeffrey Epstein in The Stranger with a provocative headline: โ€œJeffrey Epstein Is a Horrifying Person, But That Doesn't Mean He's a Pedophile.โ€

Herzogโ€™s argument is pretty straightforward: There is a difference between being attracted to prepubescent kids โ€” what is known clinically as pedophiliโ€ฆ

from Singal Substack article: A few days ago my friend Katie Herzog published a piece about Jeffrey Epstein in The Stranger with a provocative headline: โ€œJeffrey Epstein Is a Horrifying Person, But That Doesn't Mean He's a Pedophile.โ€ Herzogโ€™s argument is pretty straightforward: There is a difference between being attracted to prepubescent kids โ€” what is known clinically as pedophiliโ€ฆ

Bonus: Bah gawd, thatโ€™s Jess Singalโ€™s music!

web.archive.org/web/20210220...

13.11.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 323    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

that bear looks like it's been shaved down for surgery

14.11.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how about kokoโ€™s basilisk and its everyone pretending a gorilla can actually use sign language because theyโ€™re afraid it will hit them

19.03.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 394    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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what a fascinating collection of names. i wonder what the commonality between all of them is

13.11.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 265    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Certain kinds of parents often do not care if theyโ€™re raising a rapist or a murderer, but they might care if their own ass was on the line

13.11.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My least progressive opinion is we need to start jailing parents of children who commit mass shootings and parents of children who spread CSAM until, culturally, parents get their shit together

13.11.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Girl, 13, expelled for hitting classmate who made a deepfake porn image of her, lawyers say A 13-year-old student was expelled from a Louisiana middle school after hitting a male classmate who she said created and shared a deepfake pornographic image of her, according to her familyโ€™s lawyers...

A middle school boy created deepfake AI CSAM of his fellow classmate, a 13 year old girl. The girl pleaded with the school but they did nothing and instead put her on a bus with the perpetrator. She ended up hitting him and was expelled but nothing happened to the boy.

www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...

13.11.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1572    ๐Ÿ” 631    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 83    ๐Ÿ“Œ 125
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in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...

13.11.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6824    ๐Ÿ” 1493    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 528    ๐Ÿ“Œ 771
A picture of the sky, but it's the 90's teal and purple squiggle

A picture of the sky, but it's the 90's teal and purple squiggle

And you thought last night's sky was amazing.

13.11.2025 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these specific students are not familiar unfortunately

13.11.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I DISAVOW, I DISAVOW

13.11.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine folding to trump and *then* releasing the emails where Epstein calls Trump a pedophile. Bizarre party

12.11.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct

"...Mr. Epstein flatly asserted that Mr. Trump 'knew about the girls,' many of whom were later found by investigators to have been underage. In another, Mr. Epstein pondered how to address questions from the news media about their relationship as Mr. Trump was becoming a national political figure."

12.11.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 459    ๐Ÿ” 146    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

If anyone has experience with this and has advice, Iโ€™d appreciate it.

12.11.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I spent a day talking about fictional worlds, how fiction works, and so on, and it didnโ€™t matter. Multiple students cannot imagine that in this story a robot might be different, like metaphysically, than it would be IRL.

12.11.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or:
โ€œSo the robot isnโ€™t treated like a personโ€”โ€œ
โ€œRobots arenโ€™t people.โ€
โ€œRight, in this world, in real life, I agree. Weโ€™re talking about this story.โ€
โ€œBut robots ARENโ€™T people. They donโ€™t have thoughts, or rights.โ€

12.11.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œSo, the robot feels____. How do we know this?โ€
โ€œRobots canโ€™t feel.โ€
โ€œRight, in our world. But this story is in first person, and the narrator feels things.โ€
โ€œBut robots CANT feel. Itโ€™s impossible.โ€

12.11.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weird problem Iโ€™ve run into in the classroom that I havenโ€™t encountered much before; I have students struggling with the concept of a fictional world that is partially different from our own.

Weโ€™re reading a story about a robot, and I keep having these interactions:

12.11.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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