Biscoe

He surely is reading a swell story :3

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Heather, Heather, Heather. #silenthill3 #heathermason #horrorart #silenthill

I mean...the very first concept of Biscoe in my head was a Newfoundland Dog and Great Horned Owl hybrid.

Libra energy, am I right?

Hikaru Utada reveals in recent interview they identify as “tri-bi”: “Bisexual, bilingual and non-binary.”

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Too drunk

UM, SIR
PUT THAT AWAY BEFORE THEY KICK US OUT OF THE BAR 😬
#furryart

A picture of the lighting spear with an arrow point to a plate of buns. This is indicating that the spear is fucking dogshit.

A picture of the Chosen Undead with Kingseeker Frampt. Frampt has saying the text "Looking For Vore Roleplay Partner, Prey Only". The Chosen Undead has the Zamn meme attacted to their head." The bottom text says "Engage in consentual sexual vore roleplay with a snake."

A picture of Sans The Skeleton from Undertale with the following text: "That means that he has a "lightsaber"." Implying that whatever is being referenced has a giant glowing, bioluminescent cock.

A picture of panel script that says: "Well known Baby Furry Diaper Fetishist Elon Musk"

The Dark Souls shitpost panel that I want to present at some local cons is going well!

| #darksouls | #soulsborne |

In da tub boofin off a fat, nasty piece of charcoal 🚬

Very on-time christmas present for @wyrmy.bsky.social !!

#furryart | #furryartist | #furry | #digitalart | #digitalartist | #art | #artist

I think you're too close 😏
For @silus.bsky.social

Average Dark Souls Boss Fight

A photo of Toast, an anthro tanuki, posing alongside a tanuki statue outside of a local shop in Japan on a sunny day. He is smiling gleefully at the occasion, while holding shopping bags and a cold pink drink.

Commission for @burnttoasts.bsky.social !

Biscoe's a really big dog, as they're 12 feet tall! They have a very hard time with doors, but at least they're noticeable in a crowd!

So far, I feel like I'm doing alright. Wishing you all a wonderful New Year's Eve!

8/8

I also got more art of Biscoe as well!! I may or may not be getting a fursuit, so I'm gonna be running around being a big fat doggy in real life!! Gonna learn how to be photogenic now!

7/8

I actually ran two panels this year! One at Caper Con and one at Sydney Comic Con! CaperCon staff said that they want me back, so I'm going to hopefully present a panel about Dark Souls there! Planning it to be a traveling bard act of sorts and present at many cons with it.

6/8

CW:Mentions of Vore and Hyper

I think that I'm starting to accept the more adult side of myself, especially around vore and stuff. I want to start to feel more comfortable getting NSFW content of Biscoe and their 6 foot long pseudo-hyper dog cock, but I struggle with ideas.

5/8

Talking to furries is hard for me, but I feel like I'm getting better at it! There are a couple of people that I would like to chat with more, but I am a little scared to dm others still. I also started using Telegram, with a bit of success!

4/8

I actually got bilingualism in March, and am now pursuing more french training in January to keep my French. I need more speaking practice.

3/8

I didn't do too much self care this year tbh, as I don't really know myself emotionally enough to what would help me take care of myself. Feel like I'm getting a bit better at it though

2/8

I wanted to look back on this repost and go into more detail if I completed my resolutions or not! A thread 🧵

1/8

autistic people wont be happy until you give them digitigrade legs

A fat grey dog anthro poses smilingly in a maid dress and wags their tail. [they/them]

for @floofliboof.bsky.social !! thank you very much!!
#furry #anthro #fursona

This legend still makes vore fetish content to this day by the way. Nothing but respect for anyone making content for the love of the game for 20 years. Godspeed, soldier.

A screenshot of a youtube video called "Amy Ate Sonic", where in fact, Amy ate Sonic the Hedgehog. There is a mountain and tree in the background on a cloudy day. What do you mean this video is 18 years old???? This video is the same age of a high school graduate now. God I feel fucking old.

Shoutout to the old esoteric youtube video that younger me thought nothing about, but were just fetish rabbit holes

CW: #vore

Manifesting large men wearing only sweatpants

CW: #Vore

I decided to check out the vore personality test thing I've been seeing around here to, um, "learn things".

This perfectly describes Biscoe as a pred. Totally not making up bad concept sketches later to explore ideas or anything, not at all!

Link to the test:
tastytales.github.io