Jonathan Schmock

I wish one of these Republicans at his Town hall would be honest and say, “listen you babies, you voted for Trump because you wanted to be lied to and sold a vision of racial supremacy, and that’s what you got. You don’t get medicine or rights or low prices. You get to pout.”

The Texas gerrymander is a national problem instigated by Tr🤡mp to take the US Congress. If a foreign power invaded our country and landed their navy in Oregon, we wouldn’t say “Oh that’s Oregon’s problem.”

Tr*mp is literally “Turning the States against each other.” Why does that sound familiar? He really is Jefferson Davis leading a confederacy

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Bad labor numbers come out, Tr*mp fires the commissioner of labor statistics. Tr*mp doesn’t like having been impeached, forces to Smithsonian to take him out of their display on impeachment. All hail the emperor’s new clothes

Stunning that laws are now openly being changed to exempt the president and the vice president from insider stock trading. When is enough enough?

Another midair collision barely avoided today. This one happened over Burbank Airport, which is 10 minutes from my house. I’m glad the 150 passengers are safe and I’m also glad they didn’t land on my house. If only a contestant from The Real World, Boston was the Sec of transportation…

So in Tr*mp world, Brendon Carr, the FCC chairman gets to dis Colbert and say he’s lost it and he deserves to be canceled? You’re a bureaucrat, not a critic asshole.

So the Paramount- Skydance merger guarantees that they’ll include alternative viewpoints AND ban DEI (diversity, equity & inclusion). I’m confused…

Trump’s plans for “The Late Show with Hulk Hogan” have been put on pause.

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Just to be clear, Colbert was number one in the ratings and a talk show is about the cheapest thing you can put on television. It’s a game show without prizes. Oh and Trump hates to be laughed at.

So raising prices, raising taxes, cutting benefits to give tax breaks to billionaires, doesn’t clue MAGA into Trump being part of the elite ruling class. But the Epstein files does. OK, whatever. They got Al Capone for tax evasion.

Misinformed, unhinged policies, failing memory, mystery medical conditions. There’s a difference between a politician who lies on purpose and one who’s lost touch with reality. When is enough enough?

For those of you who have four year-old boys in your life, you know that they tell you that they can run 1,000,000 miles an hour, and they have 1000 shells in their collection. For those of you who don’t have four year-old boys in your life, congratulations, now you do. His name is Donald Trump

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According to today’s manufactured “auto-pen” scandal, sometimes Biden didn’t sign his name, as opposed to Trump, who apparently can disband the Department of Education so that no one will be able to sign their name.

Michael Steele makes a good point: the MAGA crowd expects a bunch of Democrats on the Epstein list but back in the day Donald Trump was a Democrat. Oops.

Let’s remember that Stephen Miller, our current co-president, was born and raised in Los Angeles. What’s that about?

This whole Epstein List thing is an example of the Conspiracy Theory Dog catching the Government Job Car.

I think whenever the weird cos play storm troopers show up, everyone should just sort of leave, then take a lot of videos and movies from a distance, so it all looks like a pointless waste of money... which is it. Just, like, "we're paying for guys to play army in a park?"

Oh no! We have to choose between Dan Bongino and Pam Bondi?? America, whatever will we do?

Nice that we have a “president” that wants all of the power and none of the responsibility.

To recap: Trump lies. Everyone dies. Not everyone votes. Which of these can we change?

If Republicans were trying something new and untested and hoping for the best, it would be one thing. But they’re not. They’re just stealing and lying about it. As usual.

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Higher prices, higher taxes, less services, less protections… At this point middle class Americans supporting Trump is like cows supporting the cattle industry.

Were the air strikes on Iran successful? Yes. Did they “obliterate” their nuclear program? No. Not because you say so. In North Korea they say the Dear Leader gets a hole in one on every hole. Is that where we’re going?

Emil Bove looks like every high school art student’s drawing of a sad man. Trust me on this.