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Would ya look at that...President Joe Biden winning an actual award.

I despise Notre Dame. But they got completely fucked in the CFB Playoffs. No way Alabama deserved to be there over them.

HOPE WALZ: “What world are we f*cking living in? I draw the line at Gus. You people are f*cking disgraceful.”

She says MAGA loyalists are now driving by their home and yelling “R*tard!” at her family and her special needs brother after Trump called GovTimWalz the R word.

Cuellar will be a Dem in the same way Fetterman is.

Trump rages that Henry Cuellar didn’t pay him back for a pardon by switching parties, blasting Cuellar for a “lack of LOYALTY.”

In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.

She's waging war on Christmas.

She looks like Frosty the Snowbitch.

Seasons Greetings? WTF?
NANCY MACE IS DECLARING WAR ON CHRISTMAS!

Also, who knocked her up? 🤪

Will someone release the video so we can shut down these disgusting excuses?

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Imagine you had millions of people in your life who ignored everything you ever said but would show up once a year and make a huge deal about your birthday, claiming they were your biggest fans.

Crazy, right?

Anyway…Merry Christmas.

Perfection.

Newsmax chyron: ILHAM OMAR PLAYS THE RACE CARD

TRUMP: *calls Somalis "garbage"*

OMAR: The president is a bigot

NEWSMAX:

They can't, because to do so honestly would mean they are disobeying their cult leader.

This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.

I feel like it's been a while since I dunked on JD.

Sorry about that, I'll endeavor to do better in the future.

Yep. If this was Joe Biden though, they wouldn't be shutting TF up.

We'll find out.

There is only so much mainstream media is willing to cover up.

It’s officially ‘Imaginary War on Christmas’ season again.
Here’s an idea for the Christofascists: how bout y’all put the Christ back in Christianity.
Until then, just STFU.

BREAKING: Trump Hotel is awarded “Best Hotel Ever” prize by Four Seasons Total Landscaping

What did the Nazis do with valuable items of Jewish people they deported or sent to concentration camps? They did the same thing that Nazi ICE rats are doing with the property of Hispanic people.

Wow. Fucking Big Pharma.

Prescription drug prices are a bunch of bullcrap.

My script without insurance is over $2000.

With insurance, it's $225.

And with my Prescription Discount Card, it's $5.

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What in the actual motherfucking fuck?

What are we doing?

Seriously.

Yep. Perfectly stated. Corruption knows corruption.