Jordan

have y'all heard of this book called one piece?

Imagine telling dick cheney that Saudi Arabia would be making all of the American football video games

@TheDemocrats tweet LEGALIZE COMEDY, FREE JIMMY KIMMEL

democrats social media manager i know it is not your fault but i hate you nonetheless

why I left the x

it's absolutely critical to understand in this moment that people aren't largely reacting to who Charlie Kirk was as a person, but who they knew him as because of what tiny pieces of him got clipped out and stuck in their newsfeeds.

When Minnesota Democratic State Representative Melissa Hortman was murdered in her home by a gun toting MAGA maniac less than 90 days ago they said nothing. Trump even skipped her funeral and chose to play golf instead. He had the chance to condemn political violent and did not.

David Hogg @davidhogg111 Follow The same establishment that is spending millions to destroy Zohran will say in a few months that we need to spend millions on polling and testing to win back young people. Open your god damn eyes- it's free. Adam Carlson @admcrlsn •3h The final three days of early voting were the youngest of the entire period. 47% of early voters are age 18-44. x.com/ gothamist/stat... Early Voting By Age Group (Raw Votes Cast) Age Group Days 1-4 Days 5-6 Days 7-9 Total (Days 1-9) 18-24 8,487 4,941 13,096 26,524 25-34 29,557 15,620 45,195 90,372 35-44 20,591 10,365 31,488 62,444 45-54 14,438 7,411 23,252 45,101 55-64 19,159 10,548 27,079 56,786 65-74 23,131 14,055 24,861 62,047 75+ 16,071 10,346 15,483 41,900 Early Voting By Age Group (Share of Early Electorate) Age Group Days 1-4 Days 5-6 Days 7-9 Total (Days 1-9) 18-24 6.5% 6.7% 7.3% 6.9% 25-34 22.5% 21.3% 25.0% 23.5% 35-44 15.7% 14.1% 17.4% 16.2%

david hogg off the top rope on the other site

Ok

What if we chilled Trump out

Like

We show him some chill vids

That chill him out

Like slime vids

Or Family Guy Funnies

And he chills the fuck out

Can we do that

Or like

Do we do Plan B

"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries

My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.

the issue is not just ICE.

we can live free and safe. or we can have police like we have right now.

we cannot do both

real

Nobody said that. Who is being satirized? This is just what you believe

I’m hanging out on tiktok

buying a birthday ad for yourself on twitter is a wild move

The themes are good and the music is goated but everything else is bad

I’m on the right side of history for being a prequel hater

how many femboys does it take to defeat a gorilla?

flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel

gamers rise up against tariffs

It has amazing concepts and some great moments but the overall package just isn’t that good

Scoop: 87-year-old Holmes Norton eyes bid to lead Democrats on House Oversight The second most senior member of the key investigative panel said she "may" seek the ranking member role.

Yes! Just what we need! My only complaint is that she may simply be too young.

the first half is soooo boring

way worse than I remembered. I loved that movie as a kid but it’s not much better than the other prequels

Star Wars episode 3 revenge of the sith is a bad movie

in a recent interview George Lucas explained he had Yoda speak in such an odd way so that the audience, mostly kids and young people he assumed, would pay attention, which shows that George Lucas does understand how to communicate to kids and just cared more about having trade disputes in his movie

Happy Monday after Easter!

how does one get a job? asking for me

Straddles the line here but I think “people on Bluesky were right but extremely annoying” is too accurate of a take about all of us to be upset about