Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮

Not often the Gnome is the bearer of good news. Especially one that’s a potential win for both sides of the border.

An alternative fact

What a deluded twat!

It’s not working very well otherwise

His ear healed well

Why are the ICE thugs on the roof? Are they afraid of the inflatable amphibians?

Hopefully it costs a lot and he loses 🙏

Pretty sure the President of Israel doesn’t have jurisdiction over the International Criminal Court. He can pardon Netanyahu for crimes in Israel but that won’t stop the ICC trying him in The Hague.

Someone really should butt in or at least respond at times like that and point out that his is the worst administration in the history of his country, not Biden. I’d really like to see how he reacts to that.

It’s like the people who go on it have never watched the show before! They all make the same mistakes. First place they go is home‽ How stupid! 🤷🏼‍♂️
Run like crazy through a crowd of people? 🙄
Use a credit card to buy a train ticket? 😳
Phone a friend? 🤯

They need to program them so that they keep charging the user until they are correctly docked in a proper bay.

Of course he has to use a massive sharpie to make his text bigger than everyone else 🙄
Narcissistic idiot!

Are they wearing a uniform?

I wouldn’t go quite that far but he certainly is a breath of fresh air

The hymns are the only part I miss.

There needs to be a lot of Axolotls.
I want to hear Trump try to pronounce that 😂

I think you, perhaps unwittingly, just made a very good point there. 🤔

Like a ballet!

There isn’t a Nobel prize for destroying your country’s economy or international reputation.

Brontë and I in the UK are wishing you success in the vote. We know how important it is for your future.

He’s just following the Trump playbook.

I’d buy that! 🤣

They should say he’s won it, get him to travel to Stockholm and then arrest him for crimes against humanity.

Or try to buy Norway

One of the best things you can do for your child is teach them to swim. They learn independence, courage and a true sense of achievement all in one go.

Pretty sure the founders of Antifa were Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin. I suspect they had a few girlfriends but, considering the last of the three died in 1965, I doubt any of their girlfriends are still around. 🤔

Shh!! No one’s supposed to know that!! 🤫

Rarely, these days, do kings have plenary powers. Even the UK King doesn’t have plenary powers. Only dictators have plenary powers.

Awesome! Little Golden Books are the best! 😃🤞

Also pretty sure Lifeline have big book fair each year in Brisbane. Not sure if they do separate Gold Coast one though.