Chris

I will be smiling with TEETH now

I’ve always hated my smile because of how stained my teeth were but I got whitening done at the dentist’s office and now look at them glow 😭🥹😭🥹😭

“Suzie toot doing the Charleston to woman’s world” would put a Victorian child into a coma

hiiii Bluesky what’s the TEAAAAA

hiiiiiii

finger waving while screaming “let’s fucking gooooo”

oomf is piggy of the week

do I cut or keep getting bigger idk idk

Code lyoko was SO good 😭

wait mine too! let’s go

It was leg day :) does my ass look good :)

flop pokemon presents showing

but please give tepig an evolution that is literally anything other than regular emboar PLEASE

date 3 with the world’s straightest gay man tonight. highlights include:
-owning a pickup truck
-enjoying golf with his bros
-has watched one episode of “rupauls”

Rate my back progress bloomfs

did not mean to put :3 at all but I’m keeping it idc

had a bad mental day but I got home to my couch and I am very cozy right now :3

sick and rotting on the couch today

the way I saw that and knew you would be 50% horrified and 50% ooga booga

something so sinister about sam star… where was she on january 6th

had the actual worst flu in September… all vaxxed up… what the hell could this be…

happy Friday bloomfies I think I’m getting sick again 🙁

so many butts today omg 😵‍💫

🗣️ THE TIME HAS COME TO SWITCH THAT KITTY ON🗣️

and when Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are the guests during rupaul’s dj set then what

why did I read this as “a Biden in every restroom”

sunburns are peeling I’m going to jump

I did it earlier! so can you 🫡

Blizzy just single handedly took down maylene’s lucario ijbol

worked hard to feel good in a swimsuit the last few years and baby we did it!!

finally home and in bed which means rot starts NOW