troy

but your honor, I can’t help it if I have a slut waist!

“counselor i meant the CLOTHES are not allowed”

had to slay boots the (court)house down

would yall let me represent you in court dressed like this be honest

@boy-troy.bsky.social stuns in new photo

I worked very hard on the tan lines this summer so let’s hope they last

I’m scrolling down your page now (respectfully)

happy what waist wednesday

fair haha i preordered mine the day it released so i was lucky😅

some of you need to put some respect on the color orange

your honor i apologize that my client is the most fuckable man alive

i took a yoga class this morning and then got a smoothie afterwards, is this how gwyneth paltrow always feels??

it’d be a waste of good lighting not to!

it’s be a waste of good lighting not to!

thank you baby gorgeous!!

the homosexual urge to take nudes in every hotel room you stay in

i’m pretty sure she is

i can totally see that with the signature oversized lisa barlow sunglasses

honestly i’m so here for the recuntification of demi lovato

gonna have to match my speedos to my towels more often I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

mine too😙

omg i didn’t even notice!

fantastic use of a sunny sunday

dang!! ok guess i need to get current asap lol

omg i’m behind so i guess i need to catch up😅

printing it off, laminating it, and putting it in a safety deposit box for safe keeping

HAD to be included

i’m a pretty recent convert too but it sucked me right in😂

i did my best to keep it brief but there’s just so much lmao