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@boy-troy.bsky.social

attorney by day, socialite by night | dallas, tx

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but your honor, I canโ€™t help it if I have a slut waist!

โ€œcounselor i meant the CLOTHES are not allowedโ€

26.10.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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had to slay boots the (court)house down

26.10.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 116    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

would yall let me represent you in court dressed like this be honest

26.10.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@boy-troy.bsky.social stuns in new photo

26.10.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I worked very hard on the tan lines this summer so letโ€™s hope they last

15.10.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m scrolling down your page now (respectfully)

15.10.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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happy what waist wednesday

15.10.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 122    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fair haha i preordered mine the day it released so i was lucky๐Ÿ˜…

20.09.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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some of you need to put some respect on the color orange

20.09.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 223    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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your honor i apologize that my client is the most fuckable man alive

17.09.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 354    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i took a yoga class this morning and then got a smoothie afterwards, is this how gwyneth paltrow always feels??

23.08.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™d be a waste of good lighting not to!

19.08.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s be a waste of good lighting not to!

19.08.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you baby gorgeous!!

19.08.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the homosexual urge to take nudes in every hotel room you stay in

19.08.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 375    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™m pretty sure she is

05.08.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i can totally see that with the signature oversized lisa barlow sunglasses

05.08.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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honestly iโ€™m so here for the recuntification of demi lovato

04.08.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gonna have to match my speedos to my towels more often I guess ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

28.07.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mine too๐Ÿ˜™

27.07.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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omg i didnโ€™t even notice!

27.07.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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fantastic use of a sunny sunday

27.07.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 997    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

dang!! ok guess i need to get current asap lol

25.06.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

omg iโ€™m behind so i guess i need to catch up๐Ÿ˜…

25.06.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

printing it off, laminating it, and putting it in a safety deposit box for safe keeping

25.06.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAD to be included

25.06.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™m a pretty recent convert too but it sucked me right in๐Ÿ˜‚

25.06.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i did my best to keep it brief but thereโ€™s just so much lmao

25.06.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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