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4 photos of Kate Bush in a lacy bat costume in various poses.

You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.

it helps yall made the same mistakes as us (bunting when the pitcher desperately needs an out and is on the ropes)

“Mariners: ‘Well well well not so easy to find a playoff game shorter than 15 innings, huh?” Onion DeBlasio story but like, terribly done

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

More flowersteel mech design stuff

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/

fancy bun

Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled

Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled
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preaching to the choir, but this would obviously be financially devastating to many independent comic and game artists using itch to release queer or adult works, myself included - around half of my annual income comes from itch comic sales every year

Would it be possible to ever have a color variant for the 1949-57 new york giants jersey style? Skin looks amazing btw!

Pulitzer Prize-winning Palestinian writer Mosab Abu Toha says he’s been suspended from Substack, a platform where white supremacists publish without issue. I can’t recall this happening to any prominent writers in the past.

The cruelty of this is, genuinely, staggering. This is a policy that saves virtually no money whatsoever whose success is measured in the number of children it kills.

Reminder that while they’ve faded somewhat from the headlines, hundreds of people are still rotting in a Salvadoran mega-prison at the behest of the U.S. government, which *still* has not cited *any legal authority whatsoever, at any time* to do so

Abroad the U.S. is in the verge of bombing a country without cause. At home masked agents are arresting officials and disappearing our people. There is no disentangling war overseas and fascism at home. Everyone who opposes fascism must oppose Trump illegally attacking Iran.

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This is what happens to Catholics man. Too proud to wank and then their prostate explodes

Please help out my gf!! Her car was stolen and insurance won't pay. Anything helps.

I can only stand it when its specifically is sports discussion

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

ICE is now asserting it's a federal crime for bystanders to request that masked people in plain clothes show identification as they're handcuffing folks and stuffing them into unmarked vans.

A new deal has been struck - the texas casino board has partnered with a paramilitary group to provide protection to gamblers who feel unsafe in this current climate.

extremely good taste, I hope to get zoraline in the raised foil one day

NEW: A SECOND story was released today of a Venezuelan man disappeared by the Trump admin. Neiyerver Leon is a barber who entered legally seeking asylum in June 2023. ICE arrested him on March 13 and accused him of being in TdA.

Days later, he vanished off the face of the earth.