Tom Burchell

I want to be a part of it.

Your Mother should dough. #BeatlesBread

Mexicans plead the 5th.

Bin Life!! 🚮 🏃🎷

I say I say I say - I’ve just got married to a lady from the Donetsk Oblast.

Mariupol?

No, she’s Ukrainian.

And unfortunately it will probably be longer than 15 minutes long.

IPR - “Iesus Perditorum Rex”. Jesus, King of the Losers.

I’m not necessarily saying the two things are related but two days after meeting Liz Truss, the Queen died - and one day after meeting JD Vance, the Pope died… 🤷🏻‍♂️

Her song ‘I wanna see your peacock’ was for husband Orlando Bloom. It just looked like a pea because it was viewed from very far away.

Artworks - Art that Conquered the World - The Great Wave - BBC Sounds James Fox asks how Hokusai's The Great Wave became so famous.

New series on BBC Radio 4.... 'Art that Conquered the World' - that I did the sound design for. This week we're asking how Hokusai's Great Wave became so very, very famous. 🌊

Next week, The Scream.... 😱

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Anybody else wondering what Gerry Adams would sound like saying ‘Ooh Betty!’?

Film idea- Hillbilly Elliot: in a parallel universe J.D Vance becomes a ballet dancer instead of an ultra-conservative politician.

I didn’t know you had leg dandruff?

I dont! I use Leg & Ankles...

Why not ban it completely? What’s with this 10% bullshit?

Top punning, brother.

Thousands of people are ditching Tesla. Here’s one of them with a message you can see from space.

Location: Black Rock Sands, Wales, UK

Led By Donkeys is 100% funded by small donations.

Lettuce pray for you.

prediction vs reality

They were embarrassed that the £700 they paid to the kid doing the presenting and voice over was significantly lower than union rates for a full length feature.

Oh gosh. So sorry to hear this.

I think Conan should use that quote on his posters.

I fell 65. Now I’m blue, da ba dee, da ba da…

Jimmy Hill was in the Beatles?

Egrets? I’ve had a few…

BBC Sounds - Football on Trial: The Manchester City Charges - Available Episodes Listen to the latest episodes of Football on Trial: The Manchester City Charges on BBC Sounds.

I spent countless childhood evenings listening to BBC Radio 5 Live in my mum’s car, so it’s a dream to have written this series for 5 Live about Man City. All four eps out on BBC Sounds and on the radio soon. Produced with @mrabutler.bsky.social & hosted by Clive Myrie.

@tortoisemedia.bsky.social

BBC Sounds - Football on Trial: The Manchester City Charges - Available Episodes Listen to the latest episodes of Football on Trial: The Manchester City Charges on BBC Sounds.

Worked on this recently: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...

And as if by magic the man with the pipe appeared. But it was ok, it was a co-operative.

A pat on the back and a verbal ‘bravo old boy’ would suffice. Who needs a second billion?

Is Dingi the plural of Dingus?