Geoff Norcott

Blown away by tonight’s show in Birmingham.
Banging crowd.
Beautiful venue.

#Birminum

Was great to chat all things last night comedy with Paul Merton & Suki Webster.
It was a fun show, available on the @TimesRadio app.

Catch me from 7pm on @TimesRadio

I’ll be chatting to Paul Merton, a doctor about male specific issues and a young advocate of AI who made me this 👇🏼

My take on ‘gentle parenting’.

(On Tour until April 2026)

My take on ‘gentle parenting’.

(On Tour until April 2026)

Had great fun chatting to @StephenJardine on his excellent BBC Scotland show

Those SCOTTISH dates next week are…

Weds - Glasgow
Thurs - Dundee
Fri - Aberdeen

www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

Had great fun chatting to @StephenJardine on his excellent BBC Scotland show

Those SCOTTISH dates next week are…

Weds - Glasgow
Thurs - Dundee
Fri - Aberdeen

www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

Thanks to tonight’s crowd @GleeClubCardiff
Such a nice atmosphere.
I’m off to pay my final respects to that car park.

The point isn’t the minute detail of what he says, because he says a LOT.
It’s which bits of it get through to the general public.

I’ve always believed you shouldn’t just go round putting labels on people. Which is why I got fired from the mortuary.

Starmer’s speech worked well in the hall.
But think about it from the public’s point of view.
The recently ‘island of strangers’ guy is now the ‘love & unity’ guy.
As consistent as the BBC weather app.

Thanks to a cracking crowd in Southampton.
380 up for it punters on a Tuesday?
Yes please.

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Apr ‘24 - I did a documentary called ‘Is University Really Worth It?’

Sept ‘25 - Govt scrap 50% uni target

YOU DO THE MATH!

#thoughtleader

Cardiff’s own Geoff Norcott.
This Wednesday @GleeClubCardiff

Tickets booking.glee.co.uk/22327

#KeepItCardiff

Cardiff’s own Geoff Norcott.
This Wednesday @GleeClubCardiff

Tickets booking.glee.co.uk/22327

#KeepItCardiff

Thanks to a wicked Sunday night crowd in Worthing.
Special mention to the guy who was following the Ryder cup then fell asleep for the last 20 minutes 😂😂

Otley, Milton Keynes, Swindon, Maidenhead, Pocklington - now SOLD OUT
#GetInvolved

Thanks to a very cool crowd tonight in Southend.
A couple of punters asked if what happened in the first half was a plant.
I wish I had that much imagination!
Will explain on next podcast.

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Worst thing to hear in the English language?

‘Your food’s not ready yet - can you park up and we’ll bring it out to you.’

First review for new TOUR 💥

See you out there, next shows are..

Sat - Southend
Sun - Worthing
Tues - Southampton
Weds - Cardiff
Sat 4th - Birmingham

Tickets 🎟️ www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

I just don’t buy that the British public will be especially anti digital ID cards.
It’s not that long ago many were demanding another lockdown for the Omicron wave.
There’s a surprising number of people who welcome this stuff.

Thanks to a belting audience for tonight’s show in London.
So up for it.
I’m loving doing this show.

Some things in comedy never get old.
Sold out show at Leicester Square Theatre is one of them.
Let’s have it.

I’m coming to Birmingham next Saturday 4th Oct.
Birmingham’s own Geoff norcott.
Live at the Town Hall

#birmingham

Yes 👍

I’m coming to Birmingham next Saturday 4th Oct.
Birmingham’s own Geoff norcott.
Live at the Town Hall

#birmingham

Seems mental but all the noises are there

Touch of the Brent about this.

‘Oooh David you’re a brilliant singer-songwriter and they’re rubbish compared to you’

Thanks to a cracking Wednesday tour crowd in St Evenage.
I almost felt bad for shit talking your town.
Almost.

My toxic trait is thinking I won’t use AI because it won’t be as fast as me.