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#bb27

“Please step over Will’s body and have a seat” is crazy 🤣😭 #BB27 #BigBrother27

a woman with red hair and a purple dress is standing on a stage with her mouth open . ALT: a woman with red hair and a purple dress is standing on a stage with her mouth open .

Rachel Eileen Reilly Villegas, you will ALWAYS be Vegas! #bb227 #BigBrother27

Asmodeus… stay in the house and get Mickey too #BB27

NEVER MIND SORRY, I WAS JUST BEING A SILLY GOOSE, PARDON ME

The future of this entire season rests in the hands of a proudly unemployed 30-something man who rocks a beanie 24/7 and a professional aura painter who fails to recognize a trace of the most heinous aura I have perceived through a tv screen in years. I am so sick. #BB27 #BigBrother27

Not one brain cell to be found. I’m actually speechless. #BB27 #BigBrother27

I’m partial to the massive bunny

This Kelley/Vince/Keanu alliance is actually so embarrassing 😬 #BB27

This is why we need night one feeds btw. #BB27 #BigBrother

Rob Cesternino is in a Scottish castle with Taylor Swift’s MIL and the #Survivor50 jury just landed at LAX. And that silly little parking lot show wants to withhold week one feeds and still get attention? In this reality tv timeline? GTFOH.

Honestly…regardless of who goes home, at least the girlies are fighting (the bar is in hell 😭) #Survivor #Survivor48

RIP Kamilla’s tailbone #Survivor #Survivor48

Kyle STAY WITH ME. STAY WITH ME KYLE. #Survivor #Survivor48

Did Joe slide down on purpose or— #Survivor #Survivor48

Tonight’s edit so far is giving pretty strong “Shauhin is going home” vibes to me #Survivor #Survivor48

I lowkey feel like Kyle and Kamilla haven’t been on the same page once since the Thomas episode #Survivor #Survivor48

a woman in a white jacket is holding a plate with food on it . Alt: Alexis from Schitt’s Creek saying “ew David”

#Survivor48 #Survivor

Yes, and then Kamilla and Shauhin are apparently working together at the beginning of the episode and in the challenge, but then Kamilla is working with Mitch on the journey, and none of them are working with Star, who is working with Eva and Joe, who Shauhin and Mitch are also maybe working with? 😵‍💫

So…have we all lost the plot of who is working with whom, or is it just me…? #Survivor48 #Survivor

Oh these people hate fun and good tv 😭 #Survivor #Survivor48

Stars aura is IMPECCABLE (and in painfully stark contrast to…someone else’s 😬) #Survivor #Survivor48

HELP I LOVE TOO MANY OF THEM WAY TOO MUCH 😭😭😭😭 #Survivor #Survivor48

I acknowledge that recency bias could be at play here…but I kind of really feel like I haven’t stanned a cast this much since HVV #Survivor #Survivor48

Jeff said something about how a young autistic person might be watching and feeling seen. But as a 33-year-old autistic person, I felt what Eva was feeling in every cell of my body. I knew a scene like this was coming tonight and it still managed to knock the wind out of me 😮‍💨 #Survivor48 #Survivor

Umm I’m not even attracted to David like that, but I’m pretty sure he can objectively find himself a woman who doesn’t tell him “go win a million dollars so I can stay home with our hypothetical future children or we’re done” lol #Survivor #Survivor48

Oh, and that man’s name is Zac Efron’s Brother and that’s that on that. #TheTraitorsUS

All of these privileged people with their heads up their asses selfishly robbing ME of the opportunity to finally get to watch Brittany Haynes and Danielle Reyes win a reality show in 2025 while the world falls apart around us is SICK and SELFISH #TheTraitorsUS

I honestly thought Shauhin DID have the same idea until he freaked out about it 💀